I am in need of a world-hopper...

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Could someone pick up a box of donuts from me and deliver them to this boy? He sounds like he needs the cheering up!

Edited in: Anyone else willing to send him sweets, please post here with name and location and we'll see about sending them all to him!

Comments

[doctor-nerd.livejournal.com]

OhDearGodsVashTheStampede

U-uh. Vash, right? How does worldhopping..work? I've only seen a giant..robot do it. Are people able?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Sh-shit! A bounty hunter?!?!?

Uuuuh.... You must have me confused for someone else. My name's Val. Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III! How am I not messing that up?!

I don't know how it works. I've only seen other people do it. You ask, someone who can go between worlds volunteers and whatever you need them for gets done.

[doctor-nerd.livejournal.com]

((You are hilarious.))

..I see. Typically with some kind of inhuman powers, or maybe a teleportation device? Or maybe a ship?

Thats...quite a name, I'll stick with Val.

[eschatologist.livejournal.com]

... Ah, for Shinji-kun? I would not mind doing such a task for you. We tend to visit each other rather frequently. Though, I do not think I am capable of worldhopping or precisely how such a thing works.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Awww... that's too bad. He could use the cheering up. He doesn't seem too sure of himself.

[eschatologist.livejournal.com]

... Well, if I were capable or knew how to initiate such a process, I would have assisted you. However, at any rate, while he is not too sure of himself, what he requires is time and kindness to become more comfortable. Though, I think such patience is worth the potential difficulties present. I do think he will appreciate your gesture, at least in his own way.

However, if you would like, I might do an indirect sort of exchange? It will not be precisely the same, but nonetheless.

[[ooc: Strikes are moderately hackable. o/]]

[innocentfire.livejournal.com]

I can fly, but I don't think I can "world-hop".

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

That's okay. It's the thought that counts.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

A box of donuts? You know what always cheers me up? The disembodied lost souls of my victims. Boxed or not.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

What?!

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

What?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Sure thing I can do it, amigo.

Assuming you tell I point 'A' and point 'B' be.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

I'm in Augusta on Planet Gunsmoke and Shinji is in Tokyo 3, Japan, on Earth.

[robotrulerhime.livejournal.com]

I can't really get to him, but I hope he does get something sweet! Maybe I can make him some wasabi and honey dishes when I get home...

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

What's wasabi? You have honey where you are?

[lightning-monk.livejournal.com]

Man, I knew I should've made another batch of cream puffs, that kid sounds like he definitely needs some cheering up!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

That's a great idea! Everyone should send sweets to this kid! That'll make him happy!

[blackswordsmen.livejournal.com]

The Hell is a world hopper?

Hey box, tell Ares I want my money back, cheating bastard.

((Guts thinks this box belongs to Ares, so don't mind his weird comments.))

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Someone who can go between worlds and are nice enough to do errands for people who cant.

Who's Ares? What box are you talking about?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Sweets, huh? I could get some mamedaifuku from Komachi.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

What's mamedaifuku?

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

I have a flying broom that can be helpful if you're interested.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

I've got it covered, Elphie. It's cool.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Well I got someone to take the donuts to him, but if you're willing to pick up some of the stuff everyone else is offering to send him, that'd be great. I think he'd appreciate it.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]