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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY DUCKS

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

IF THE SUN

FLEW INTO THE MOON

AND EXPLODED

AND THEN ALIENS PUT IT OUT WITH WATER

AND THEN A DOG ATE THE ALIENS

AND THEN THE DOG WENT TO FRANCE?

((OOC: I think Ed just had a whole bunch of sugar. Sorry she's insane. XD))

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... There'd be a fat dog in France?

...

Do I even want to know prompted this question?

Reeeeeeeally fat.

But what about the cats on Mars?

IT IS IMPORTANT.

Maybe the fat dog decides to chase the cats before going to France so its not so fat anymore?

OH! OH! OH! Nyahahahaha! FJORD! Maybe the dog met the dish and the spoon in France? Ahahahaha!

It would have to chase a lot of cats.

And and and what about the little girl in the spaceship orbiting the meteor on its way to crash into Earth?

No no, the dish and the spoon ran too far away! They can't be found!

TRY AGAIN!

Lets pray there are a lot of cats.

She should probably get out before the crash.

Is such an event about to happen in your world?

NO BUT IT'S STILL IMPORTANT.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE EARTH?

DOESN'T THE EARTH HAVE MISSILES FOR THIS SORT OF THING?!

EGAD! Ran away? We'll have to eat with our haaaaands! Or like dogs. Oh the humanity! ZORT! SOMEBODY THINK OF THE SPOONS AND DISHES!

Oh, uhm, well maybe the aliens go really good with cheese?

. . .

That would never happen.

I THINK

WE ALL WOULD

GO TO A PARTY

AND EAT A LOT OF DONUTS

AND PASS OUT DIZZY

FROM ALL THE DANCING WE'D DO!

Then Yoru and I would live happily ever after!

The dog would eat some croissants and climb the Eiffel Tower, only he'd almost fall off 'cause he'd be half-drunk off French wine, and there'd have to be this whole rescue mission thing done by the aliens who were enemies of the aliens he ate. Then they'd make the dog their hero and bring him back to their planet so they could worship him, and make shrines, and other things that aliens for their gods. Except sacrifices; that was the kind of thing the aliens that the dog ate did.

OOC: ... S-she thrives on this kind of thing. XD

A dog could not survive such a blast, much less endure space.

...Fuckin' annoyin kid..

The Earth would most likely have been fried by the head from the sun before the moon exploded from having the sun crash into it, so there wouldn't be a France to go to.

Obviously-

THE DOG WOULD RULE OVER FRANCE.

What markers have you been sniffing?

...What?

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