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[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY DUCKS

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

IF THE SUN

FLEW INTO THE MOON

AND EXPLODED

AND THEN ALIENS PUT IT OUT WITH WATER

AND THEN A DOG ATE THE ALIENS

AND THEN THE DOG WENT TO FRANCE?



((OOC: I think Ed just had a whole bunch of sugar. Sorry she's insane. XD))

Comments

[changeling-fae.livejournal.com]

... There'd be a fat dog in France?

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Reeeeeeeally fat.

But what about the cats on Mars?

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

...

Do I even want to know prompted this question?

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

IT IS IMPORTANT.

[dufuspinkanus.livejournal.com]

OH! OH! OH! Nyahahahaha! FJORD! Maybe the dog met the dish and the spoon in France? Ahahahaha!

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

No no, the dish and the spoon ran too far away! They can't be found!

TRY AGAIN!

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

. . .

That would never happen.

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Oh! Okay.

BUT WHAT IF IT DID?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I THINK

WE ALL WOULD

GO TO A PARTY

AND EAT A LOT OF DONUTS

AND PASS OUT DIZZY

FROM ALL THE DANCING WE'D DO!

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

YAY! EDWARD LIKES DANCING!

AND DONUTS! EDWARD LIKES DONUTS, TOOOOOO!

PAAAAAARTY

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Then Yoru and I would live happily ever after!

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Why?

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

The dog would eat some croissants and climb the Eiffel Tower, only he'd almost fall off 'cause he'd be half-drunk off French wine, and there'd have to be this whole rescue mission thing done by the aliens who were enemies of the aliens he ate. Then they'd make the dog their hero and bring him back to their planet so they could worship him, and make shrines, and other things that aliens for their gods. Except sacrifices; that was the kind of thing the aliens that the dog ate did.

OOC: ... S-she thrives on this kind of thing. XD

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh.

But what about the astronauts?

[uebersoldat.livejournal.com]

A dog could not survive such a blast, much less endure space.

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

IT IS A SUPER DOG.

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Question question, answer the question!

XD

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

But what about the dog?

[nnoitrajiruga.livejournal.com]

...Fuckin' annoyin kid..

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

:(

[gunbunnywaves.livejournal.com]

The Earth would most likely have been fried by the head from the sun before the moon exploded from having the sun crash into it, so there wouldn't be a France to go to.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Unless the reason the sun collided with the moon was that the moon was in a different place than usual. In that case you'd have the opposite problem--since the aliens extinguished the sun, France would be extremely cold.

[deadpan-sadist.livejournal.com]

Obviously-

THE DOG WOULD RULE OVER FRANCE.

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

ALL HAIL DOGGY-KING!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

[needsmapquest.livejournal.com]

What markers have you been sniffing?

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Ed doesn't use markers, Ed uses crayons.

[dunamis-storm.livejournal.com]

...What?

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

You spoke

[dunamis-storm.livejournal.com]

....What?

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

twice!

[me-king.livejournal.com]

Dog eat tower thing in France next?

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Dog would get very very big then. What would happen to France?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Ah, its nice to see there is some hope for the next generation.

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Mr. Person-Person, you have to answer the questiooooooooooon!

[biverbam.livejournal.com]

Which moon?

[netdiver-ed.livejournal.com]

Iapetus!

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