[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

[An angry voice, followed by small and quick taps as Skylark!Hibard jumps around. Obviously upset by the new events.]

. . . This is not the least bit amusing. I have awoken to the body of a bird.
A bird.

I want to make whoever is responsible for this crawl on the ground in agony. 'Till every last drop of blood is drained from his body. And then maybe feed him to the crows or make a mountain out of him with the other bodies. 


[A long mad pause as more cheerful chirping is heard in the background.]


Hibird, hnn.

Comments

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

;lol

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

. . . Be bitten by a hawk.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

noo u

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll bite you to death.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

iu will kicvk u

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Your speech is retarded.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

tya well; tyhe keybords biggr thjen me

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't be able to catch me. Herbivore.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

couild 2

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

I'll fly.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

rrrrrr

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Rabbits don't growl.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

do 2

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Herbivore rabbit.

1/2

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

...........

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

..... K-Kyoya?! Wha--how did you--?!

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

If I knew, would I be here?

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

.... Uh.

Do you want me to come get you and see if we can figure it out? A-as long as you don't attack me or anything.

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

I'm just fine in this tree.


[Not telling the truth, obviously.]

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

... Yeah, I'll come get you.

By the way, apparently it's a 'virus' from the community or something. At least, that's what everyone else has been saying.

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

You will do no such thing.


Virus?

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

Too late! I'm already on my way.

I have no idea.

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

...

I'll fly away, how will you catch me then?

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

... Hire a birdcatcher?

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

You cannot capture me.

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I really want to, since you'll probably just attack me--

That's not very like you to run away, Kyoya.

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Heh, since you're so set on doing something about it then we'll play a game. Let's see who can capture who first. I won't fly because you need the handicap.

[Smirking if possible.]

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

... Wait, you're a bird! How are you supposed to capture me?!

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

I have my means of doing things.

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

... And there's no way you'll just come with me without playing the game?

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

No, not really. And even then I won't feel like staying.

I could always go and challenge the cats.

1/2

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

I hope Romario knows how to catch birds

Alright, I'll come catch you.

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

You can challenge Enzio!

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

...

Heh.


[ooc; RL or assume Dino captured Hibari in a net somehow?]

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

... I really don't like the sound of this

ooc;

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

[ <3 RL in one of our journals then?]

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

[Either one doesn't matter~]

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

[ Okay~! |D ]

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

[notanygood.livejournal.com]

Hibari-san?! You too?

[Voice Post]

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

Who else do you think I am?

[notanygood.livejournal.com]

Maybe a miracle occurred. I don't know. Er. No one else really. I just didn't think you'd be affected.

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

If you laugh, I'll peck your eyes out.