dramadramaduck | (no subject)

Bird?!

Yeah, that's what you seem to be! A dove, maybe, but I'm no good with birds.

...Dove.

[The sound of an interested cat]

...

[scared EE-EE-EE screeching sound that would drive you nuts if you had to hear it over and over again every day]

Gah! Shut up! Yoru's asleep right now!

It's a virus

...

Unexpected.

Tell me about it. I'm a Stag, I'm not supposed to be that.

It will dissapear soon, enjoy yourself while the virus is still up

Actually, you're a dove

Yes.

You look nice.

[That weird clicking noise cats make when they see a bird.]

[scared EE-EE-EE screeching sound that would be really annoying if you had a pet bird of some description that made it at random intervals]

Rrrrr...

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