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[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

[Hissing and scratching noises are heard along with what sounds like falling papers.]

I DEMAND someone explain what the fuck is going on. I am a god-damned raccoon.  A MOTHERFUCKING RACCOON. I wake up from a nap, and suddenly I'm small and furry. What the fuck?!

If someone doesn't start explaining, I start ripping out peoples throats.

( ooc: A-am I late? D: I'm always late. I-I just managed to sneak on s-so... *spazzes*))

Comments

[oopscockroach.livejournal.com]

Ushishishi! You got hit by the virus too, Boss~

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[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

....Virus?

You're telling me some shitty little virus....did THIS?!

[oopscockroach.livejournal.com]

That's what it is~

Shishi, can you get out of your room, Boss?

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

... I shouldn't laugh, should I.

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[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

I'm going to find you, and kill you. I swear I will. Once I manage to open a door or window[Loud growling is heard.]

(Strikes are muttered under his breath. If Dino listens reeaaaalllly closely he can understand them. 8D )

[notclumsy.livejournal.com]

Haha, I... don't actually doubt that you will. Jeez, Kyoya's probably going to want to fight him, even as a bird...

[notanygood.livejournal.com]

X-Xanxus?!

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[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

........[Loud growling is heard].........

Fuck. Off. Brat.

[notanygood.livejournal.com]

I-I didn't mean anything by it, I was just- um- surprised.

[prideoftheshark.livejournal.com]

You? A innocent little raccoon? Ripping our throats out?

NOT A CHANCE BOSS! I'M IN THE OCEAN. YOU CAN'T FIND ME.

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[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised what my claws can do... If I could rip a guys throat out as a human, I can do it now.

I'LL HAVE BEL OR SOMEONE FIND YOU YOU SHIT SHARK. AS SOON AS I GET THAT DAMN DOOR OPEN.