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[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

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[Tries a voice post.]

SSSsssss....sssss....SSSSSSSS....

[Switches back to typing. Carefully. With one leg.]

...

Ha ha. Very funny. Whomever is...responsible for this...I applaud you. This form is almost completely...useless other than for scaring...the others. At least I...have privacy now.

...I would have...preferred becoming a vertebrate though...this form is...dangerous to exist in...though extremely hardy...and I am still almost immortal...heh...

Speech is impossible...all I can do is that...ridiculous snake impersonation...will have to put experimentations...on hold, at least until I...return to my human form...

Hmph.

Comments

[emo-with-a-gun.livejournal.com]

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[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

D...don't...laugh...

[emo-with-a-gun.livejournal.com]

I don't laugh, Hojo.

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

If ever...you did, I think...this would probably be among the first.

Hmph.

1/3 brb laughing

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

 

2/3 still laughing

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

 

3/3 lol hai

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

How fitting, Professor.

3/3 hai thar

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

SSSSssssshut...up.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do if I don't? Chitter and gather your test subjects against me? Though the likelihood of you being eaten by them is greater.

[maraich]

Ewwwww...

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

As if...I haven't heard enough...of that.

[maraich]

Bugs are creepy! You should go hide before someone steps on you.

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

My form has managed to...scare off just about everyone...around.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

..... I...I....Have this really fucking weird urge.....to eat you.....

[Trying to deny that Roach!Hojo looks very edible right now.]

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

Don't even attempt to fulfill that urge.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

[The flailing is making Roach!Hojo look like a very yummy snack.]

...Nah.... I'm getting pretty hungry... But I don't know if roaches taste good....

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

...I'm much bigger than this picture makes me look.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

You should be flattered at now being able to survive a week without your own head.

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

You should be flattered that you weren't turned into some lapdog.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Someone's touchy~

[robot-cait.livejournal.com]

I have to say this suits you, Hojo.

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

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[robot-cait.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest finding a safe hiding place if you don't want to end up underfoot-- quite literally.

[hellwithethics.livejournal.com]

I will be perfectly fine.

[createdpower.livejournal.com]

It was foolish of you to advertise your weakness.