[typed- cause racoons have fingers-hurr]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

whoever the fuck is responsible for this bullshit- i'm going to tear out your eyes when I'm back to normal.

and if you don't have eyes...well shit i'll need to think about that one.

Comments

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

.... [Laughter followed by squawking and ruffle of feathers then an abrupt stop.]

You're a raccoon.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

No really? I hadn't noticed.

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Get snappy with me. I'll bite you, vermin.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Bella, I'm probably, like, three times fucking bigger than you are. Is that a smart idea?

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

[Squawking]

Hey! I'm three feet tall. I'm not small. And this beak is one strong thing.

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

You look like a bandit, teehee.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Yeah...well...I HAVE FINGERS! I can poke out your eyes! So no biting.

...I can't hear Jas this way- it's kinda'...unnerving.

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah laugh it up, jas.

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

That's if I don't bite your fingers off! You're a small thing. I could do it.

Huh. I guess that's to be expected. Don't let him bring back the tiger guy.

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

You know my name just like the colorful-chicken!

How!?


[Totally not noticing that it's Debitt |D; ]

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

I have more that you can bite off in time. Or maybe I'll just rip out a feather- I hear that hurts like a bitch.

...Wow we're fucking abusive as animals.

Tiger?

[voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

...I'm Debitt you idiot!

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare touch the feathers! I'll bite your whole hand off!

.... Which reminds me. Don't let me forget to bite Kvasir before this is over.


Jas was trying to bring home more of the animals and he wanted to bring home someone who got turned into a tiger.

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

How come all the animals are pretending to be people!? And you can talk! Can I take you home and show Debitt? I promise to give you attention and food and give you walkies and we can talk together or play!

You can be Mini Debitt and the colorful-chicken can be Mini Bella.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Will do.

...Hold on a second. Jas is BRINGING animals over here?

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Good.

.... Dude. I'm over here already.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

...Greeeaaaaaat. Hold on- I'm going to go tighten his fucking stitches.

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

...Jasdero our place is not a fucking zoo!

And she's not a chicken, she's a parrot!

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Don't be mean to him!

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

I'm not being mean! I'm showing him tough love!

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

It could be.


. . .

This chicken can fly! Teehee!

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

I'm about to show you some tough love.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

He's my brother, I can pick on him If I want. Besides- I doubt you want to hang around here.

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Well it's not supposed to be!

That's cause she's not a chicken.

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Well I say no. I like Jas. He's sweet.

And seriously, I told him he could come get me. If I didn't come here I was just going somewhere else anyways. Can't really stay at home like this.