[typed- cause racoons have fingers-hurr]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

whoever the fuck is responsible for this bullshit- i'm going to tear out your eyes when I'm back to normal.

and if you don't have eyes...well shit i'll need to think about that one.

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[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

.... [Laughter followed by squawking and ruffle of feathers then an abrupt stop.]

You're a raccoon.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

No really? I hadn't noticed.

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Get snappy with me. I'll bite you, vermin.

[Voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Bella, I'm probably, like, three times fucking bigger than you are. Is that a smart idea?

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

You look like a bandit, teehee.

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

yeah yeah laugh it up, jas.

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

You know my name just like the colorful-chicken!

How!?


[Totally not noticing that it's Debitt |D; ]

[voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

...I'm Debitt you idiot!

[voice]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[that roar, mixed with laughter and mirth, even in his conditions]

Fitting for a rodent.

[voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Racoons aren't rodents...I don't think...

[voice]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

They eat garbage. You should really stay away from your twin. Or Fatso for that matter, he may be extra hungry today.

[voice]

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Yes but they don't have buck teeth...wait-... yeah they don't.

Jasdero's turning the place into a zoo, and...ok I think he has standards on what he eats...surprisingly.

[voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

... What are you supposed to be?

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

I think it's a kitty-cat, Bella.

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some sort of cat.

[voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

I think its weird...

[voice]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

A lion.

[voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

... Really? I'm not getting that...

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

C-c-c-can I take you home? Kitty-cat?

voice

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

How about I scratch your eyes out, Noah?

[heeheeikeelu.livejournal.com]

It's okay kitty, I'll take care of you, and give you water and let you play with a ball of yarn!

....

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

...... At least I'm not the only raccoon.....

Re: ....

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

It's fucking annoying, right?

Re: ....

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Got that right.

Re: ....

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Though I have to ask... Have you figured out how to open a door? That would be great if you could...tell me.