dramadramaduck | (no subject)

What's the best way to kill a cockroach?

A cockroach? Why are you asking?

Hojo is now one.

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Quite fitting, if I may say so. I'm surprised it wasn't a rat.

I know.

Appropriate enough. Hojo is now an insect, and Ganondorf has been turned into a duckling. Though both seem to still be running their mouths.

Hn. Perhaps you should finish your own enemy off while he is in a weakened state.

He thinks threatening me is still a good idea.

He is similar to Hojo, then.

Of course. Being threatened by a little yellow duckling is quite amusing, if I may say so.

I'm sure.

Don't even think...about it.

I am.

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Why do you ask?

Hojo has been caught in this new virus.

So I've seen.

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You know where he is, do you not?

.... I have my speculations.

I have a feeling you won't be sharing them.

No.

I don't think there is any good way to kill a cockroach.

...uh- hit it with a sledgehammer or something...or spray it with Raid. I dunno'.

.....Raid?

It's like this really strong bug spray that's 'supposed to' kill roaches well.

...Hn....

I'm not sure if we have that on Gaia....

I can see if I can get a world hopper to ship a can over to you.

It would be appreciated.

Ok, what's your name and where are you.

Vincent Valentine. I am currently in the Gerudo Desert.

....And your name?

Train Heartnet, nice to meet you.

Hm. You as well. Thank you for the help.

Squash it, shoot it, eat it...

....The first two seem more appealing.

The first two won't give you indigestion either.

Hn.

I've found that stepping on them usually works quite well.

Are there quite a few cockroaches in your office?

We get the occasional one. It's nothing that a good stomp can't handle.

Hm. I see. I will attempt to try your advice.

Good luck with your pest problem.

You as well.

Thank you.