I'm only saying hello!

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Hello, internet! I'm Captain Jack Harkness.

When I first came across this community, it was a bit hard to swallow (haha). But a Doctor(s?) that I hold in high regard assured me that this is for real, so here I am.

So, what's going on with the whole multiverse thing? And the viruses? How can a computer virus turn people into animals? I would have been a barnacle.

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[doctor-nerd.livejournal.com]

I'd love to know all of that myself actually.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

So no one actually knows how this place works?

[hates-cliches.livejournal.com]

Nice to meet you. I'm...normally...Colonel Jack O'Neill. At the minute, I'm my God-daughters dog.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Pleasure to meet you, Colonel. Shame about the dog thing.

[awakeningadvent.livejournal.com]

"Virus" is what they're commonly called. It seems to actually be more like magic, although really... I'm not sure if anyone knows exactly how they work.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Someone will figure it out eventually. If this community can someone affect the fabric of reality, it must need a huge power source, and those are usually pretty easy to track.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Nyaaaaaa ~

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I don't speak feline. Never got the hang of it in school.

[Voice]

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Mrrraah! Mreh? Meh, prrraa...

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

...okay.

[uebersoldat.livejournal.com]

Captain? State allegiance.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Torchwood. We're above the police, outside the...

Well, we investigate alien activity.

[philoxidizes]

Oh, you're a friend of the Doctor's?

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

You could say that.

[arballistic.livejournal.com]

A military captain?

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Yep.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

yiou kmow thr dsoictior?/.

nbot coimnoutewre vuirsewsm, somwertghn g wekse,

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what you're trying to say, but if I guessed right, yes, I do know the Doctor.

[aburningspirit.livejournal.com]

What's a barnacle? Can you eat it? Can you chase it?

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

You know those things that collect on the parts of ships that are in the water and damage the metal?

Those are barnacles.

[robotany.livejournal.com]

Unknown.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Seems that way, doesn't it?

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Captain. I'm Karen Minazuki.

It's not really a computer virus. (We had some of those going around a while back, too.) Nobody's entirely sure how they work.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

It's a pleasure to meet you too, Karen.

That makes sense. I doubt a computer could channel the power necessary to alter reality like that.

But then again, who knows?

[sky-w-diamonds.livejournal.com]

My my, if it isn't Handsome Jack. Fancy meeting you here.

((OOC: Please tell me the barnacle thing was a penis joke, please do))

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

I was told that he was back, but no one mentioned that his lovely wife was, too. I'd say good to see you...

but then I'd be lying.

((OOC: Oh, it so was.))

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Captain and a doctor? What's your year, Captain?

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Well, it's 2009 in my world. Is that what you were asking?

[biverbam.livejournal.com]

βrel = x⁵(-n9)/1+β³

It's a secret.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

It definitely is.

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

A barnacle, or, perhaps, a lion.

D'you know they mate over fifty times a day?

'Llo, Jack

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

I do now.

Good to see you, Doctor. I think I owe you a drink.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Shit happens, but its nice to meet a friend of the Doctor's.

You have a wang about half the length of your body?

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

The Doctor does have a certain skill at making friends in many places, doesn't he?

Yes.

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

Hi, welcome to that madness Captain Harness.

I'm so sorry that you didn't met me like my usual handsome self, I'm Nancy Tremaine, it's apleasure to meet you. Oh, you're a friend of the doctor then? Witch one of them? there's mre than one in the comm.

I think I know the reason, but why a barnacle?

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Thankfully I'm well-adjusted to madness. Comes with the territory. I know both of the Doctors (and it's strange saying typing that). Pleasure to meet you too, at any rate.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

A pleasure to meet you Mr. Harkness, my name is Saguru Hakuba.

I don't usually look like a stag, but the virus on the comm are random likes that. I don't know how a computer virus can turn people into animals, but as a detective I will dicover it.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

Good luck. I'd like to figure out what's going on behind this community, too.

[blutendimpulsge.livejournal.com]

Life would lose its mystery if all answers were merely given, dear heart.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[le-accomplice.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure who you're referring to.

Hn. I'm not sure of that either. Simply that we're able to interfere on each other's worlds. The virus has not affected me so I assume some people are immune to it? I find it amusing either way. Welcome to the madness.

[doyouhearthem.livejournal.com]

Well. Fancy meeting you here, Jack.

Tell me, have you finally exhausted every avenue for sex in your own universe? Or were you not merely content to spread your filth in your own paltry corner of it.

[captainimmortal.livejournal.com]

You.

The Doctors told me you were back. I don't know what you're up to, but I do know that whatever it is? You won't win.