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[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

He bite me! That son of a reindeer bite me! I'll get you one day Calvin mark my words! 


Anyone have some ice?


 ^{(Not obsessed totally not obsessed>.>)}

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[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

[Loud barking!]

[Don't hurt Calvin!]

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

What?
This doesn't concern you.

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

[More VERY loud growling]

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

...

Nice doggy, doggy, doggy. [Nervous Laugh]

Would you like a bone?

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

[Still growling... going to attempt to type now]

dfsonm';tr touicvhj caslkvion!!

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

...

Squeaky toy?

[Head Shake] Sorry, I don't speak Pig Latin...

[Voice]

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

[Soft Barking]

Thanks Jacky.

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

I'd give you something, Frosty, but I don't feel like getting rabies.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Can't you just send some ice over? Please?

I can't sit down

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, sorry- no can do, man. Can't worldhop, remember?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Well I can't ice myself.

Great, just great

I could come over -

You could ask for one.

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Man, you are not coming over here. Ask for one yourself- oh wait. You already have. Don't need me then, do you?

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

And why can't I go over there?

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

He..bite you? Why?

[Locked]

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

It's Calvin. He just doesn't like me. Ya know.

I try to play a nice game of 'fetch the stick' and what does he do?

He goes and bites me in the rear.

Re: [Locked]

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

*tries not to laugh out loud again*

Maybe he didn't like the game

Re: [Locked]

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

No... I think he didn't like what I was saying.

He did fetch the stick.

Re: [Locked]

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

...and what was you saying?

[i-wont-say-it.livejournal.com]

Certainly sounds like you're having an interesting enough day.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Interesting is not the word, I would use, Meg.

[i-wont-say-it.livejournal.com]

Its the politest word I can manage. So we'll work with it.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Politest?

Meg, I think the snakes are getting to your head.

[i-wont-say-it.livejournal.com]

Jack I can bite people an kill them with my hair. I'm not exactly in the best of moods right now.

[Voice]

[didnotkillsanta.livejournal.com]

[Barking and Low Growling]

Hey you! Next time you try something like that. I'll bite you someplace else!

[Thinking]
I can't believe I bite him in his butt.
I'm going to need mouth wash like you won't believe.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]