[voice post]

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Azula. This is your fault, isn't it?

[scratching at the microphone, growling and howling]

When I get my hands, paws, whatever on you...I'll rip out your throat!

I had to hide from your brother, for the love of...and the Avatar, as well. How do you think I could explain being some kind of mutated lion wolf to them?

You're laughing yourself sick, aren't you?

[howling]

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Is that...

Mai?

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Why, yes. Yes, I am.

[voice]

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Start running.

Re: [voice]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Please.

[voice]

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

That is not an idle threat.

Re: [voice]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Tsk. They always are with you.

[voice]

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Currently my teeth are far sharper than my knives. Think about what they could do to you while you sleep.

((...And I originally was going to have her as a weasel but somehow a wolf fit better.))

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Because, of course, wolves are allowed to wander freely about the palace at all times. I'm sure the guards would take absolutely no issue to that.

OOC: Now that I think about it, her face does look a bit weasel-like at times... but I think a wolf suits her better, yes. It's more majestic.

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[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

You do realize I can kill the guards before they warn anyone.

((I blame her chin and hairstyle, it makes her face longer and rodent-like. Yeah...she's more of an archtypical "lone wolf" anyways.))

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's not the way it works, Mai. We don't exactly have lax security. If all one had to do was kill the guards, don't you think we all would have been assassinated by someone like you by now?

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[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

I am going to rip you limb from limb.

Re: [voice]

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

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[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

You'll be smiling when I am there, my teeth sinking ever deeper into your throat.

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I don't understand; are you under the impression that this virus has somehow robbed me of my firebending?

[oceanicbutterfly]

...I don't think Azula can do that.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

She can't but she can order someone else to do it.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

How could Azula do that if your world doesn't have magic?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Oh, for the love of-She could have had someone from a world that does has magic do it. It would still be her fault and therefore she "could have done it".

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

I suppose so. But she hardly would have done it to everyone who's been affected.

Look at it this way; at least there aren't many things that think of wolves as food. Wish I could say the same.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...True. Probably a habit I picked up.

...You do look somewhat...Wolves may not be food but they have their own troubles. Can't stand not being able to hold my knives...or having to avoid Zuko.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

If you can convince him it's you, you shouldn't have too much trouble.

I can't hold a sword or use magic like this... and there are an awful lot of goblins around here looking for an easy meal.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

I could, but Zuko's a dumbass. I might bite him out of frustration.

And that is why you find someone stronger to be with and hide.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Oh.

I'm hiding already. And there's really not that much I can do about finding someone strong; nobody I know is anywhere near here.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Usually a punch or something of that nature keeps him under control but as a wolf...my instincts would tell me to bite. And normally such behavior ends a relationship quickly.

Hn. Keep hidden. Underground.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

I can see where it would. I could also make a rather perverted observation to the contrary, but I like to think I've got a bit more dignity than that.

Thanks. Luckily, goblins aren't the brightest creatures on the planet.