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[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

After carefully considering the situation at hand, I'm actually not as distraught as I thought I would be.


This is....enjoyable.




((She's a lioness >: And she's enjoying herself. Men beware.))

Comments

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

... klaud.

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

Hello Cross.

IMAGINE A LION DOING THIS

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Even now you want to be my mate? You're so kind ~

imagine a lioness tearing that lion into strip meat

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

You are mistaken. I'm hardly courting you.

[parddancer.livejournal.com]

*chuckles, rumbling low in his chest*

It is actually, isnt it? I think the only part that is disturbing, is the lack of knowledge as to how long it will last.

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

I doubt it will last too long. The last epidemic didn't last that long, either.

[Voice]

[dragon-scholar.livejournal.com]

I find I mussst agrrree!

[Voice]

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

And how would you be enjoying yourself, if I may so inquire?

[Voice]

[dragon-scholar.livejournal.com]

I find myssself a drrragon, a creaturrre my colleaguesss and I have been ssstudying for years, with immenssse difficulty as they are fairly elusssive. I'm able to sssubmit myssself forrr study, answerrring questions we've been able only to guesss at!

[Voice]

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

That must be quite a treat. I'm happy for you, good sir.

Let me introduce myself, I am General Klaud Nine. A pleasure, I'm sure.

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

I'd give anything to not be a bird.

[Voice]

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

You look like a very beautiful bird.

have you tried flying yet?

[Voice]

[mortally.livejournal.com]

So I've heard...

... I crashed into a window.

[Voice]

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

It's the truth.

While flying inside? Or out?

[voice]

[not-abeansprout.livejournal.com]

...I'm going to die.

[voice]

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

((*dies a little inside*))

And how have you been fairing, dear?

[voice]

[not-abeansprout.livejournal.com]

I found somewhere to hide from Matron and her broom, so I'm all right.

[voice]

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

Do you need assistance?

[voice]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

... Here mousy, mousy, mousy.

[voice]

[not-abeansprout.livejournal.com]

...You're not going to find me, Master.

[voice]

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

[roaring laughter]

[voice]

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

Shall I suggest we play a game, Cross?

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

of course you're not. you're a lion. lions are big and fierce.

[humblepoise.livejournal.com]

Lionness; and what would you be, if I may so inquire?

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

a penguin. isn't it obvious?
... i can't reach the door to my machine's boiler...