He just wants to help..honest.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Hello Ducks! And birds of all kinds, why hello to some of you four legged beasties as well. Why not.

Have no place to go? Down on your luck? Are bigger, stronger, faster and sharper animals attempting to devour you? Well have I got a solution for you! Richard's house O' animal shelter! Thats right, come on down to Richard's house O' animal shelter for the finest luxuries and comfort. Best of all, nothing will try to eat you! Ignore how very much like a restaurant the name sounds!

Richard is responsible for dismemberment, burning, eating, freezing, electrocution and or death of small furry creatures.

Comments

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Oh it's just for legal reasons.

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Liisten, it's just there because of the feds. I mean, they're really cracking down hard this year. Surely none of those gloriously wonderful things will happen!

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I can't book you a room?

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Wait, come on! I promise to give you the 'fire free package'!

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

How about I promise not to grill you and feed you to diplomats of foreign countries along with their mothers?

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

You could at least try to sound convincing. You're making the rest of us look bad.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

That wasn't convincing?

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

...Delicious. Bird...seed?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're going to attract any customers with that advertisement.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Wood Man coulda seen through it. And I'm convinced Wily forgot to put in Wood Man's coprocessor or something.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

But doesn't it just sound enticing? I mean if you were a four legged animal wouldn't you come?

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

No, I wouldn't.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

...You don't make a lot of sense.

How would you phrase it then? Oh strange metal man.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Well you speak like a troll.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

You people just don't have the artistic vision.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I've never met a man who considers burning, dismemberment, eating, freezing, electrocution and death of furry creatures art~

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

It is if you throw them around the house and stuff them full of lights on the holidays.

Besides, finger painting in the collective blood of your enemies friends and innocent bystanders is just about the greatest thing.

[nonoise.livejournal.com]