He just wants to help..honest.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Hello Ducks! And birds of all kinds, why hello to some of you four legged beasties as well. Why not.

Have no place to go? Down on your luck? Are bigger, stronger, faster and sharper animals attempting to devour you? Well have I got a solution for you! Richard's house O' animal shelter! Thats right, come on down to Richard's house O' animal shelter for the finest luxuries and comfort. Best of all, nothing will try to eat you! Ignore how very much like a restaurant the name sounds!

Richard is responsible for dismemberment, burning, eating, freezing, electrocution and or death of small furry creatures.

Comments

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Oh it's just for legal reasons.

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Liisten, it's just there because of the feds. I mean, they're really cracking down hard this year. Surely none of those gloriously wonderful things will happen!

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

You could at least try to sound convincing. You're making the rest of us look bad.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

That wasn't convincing?

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Wood Man coulda seen through it. And I'm convinced Wily forgot to put in Wood Man's coprocessor or something.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

...You don't make a lot of sense.

How would you phrase it then? Oh strange metal man.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Not exactly Bright Man. Everything about him's themed around trees, including his intelligence. He's pretty good on defense, but when it comes to brainpower, he's pretty good on defense. Get the picture?

It helps if you don't bring up restaurants just so you can deny it.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're going to attract any customers with that advertisement.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

But doesn't it just sound enticing? I mean if you were a four legged animal wouldn't you come?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

No, I wouldn't.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

You people just don't have the artistic vision.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I've never met a man who considers burning, dismemberment, eating, freezing, electrocution and death of furry creatures art~

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

A restaurant?

OOC Because I'm on Otacon's account.

[doctor-nerd.livejournal.com]

Are you? Well we should do something. We were thinking of stopping by randomly.

OOC

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

...my house? You realize there are people here who sleep, right? I'm drawing a sharpie FOXHOUND patch on my leg. I need less free time.

Re: OOC

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Hehe. I wanted to grab pebbles and a boombox.

I dunno we were bored.

Oo, I want one.

OOC

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Someone would shoot you.

No? It's rather half assed and probably bad considering how I had to sit cross legged to draw it, but it was fun.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

What? Restaurant?

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

Most of the animals I've seen don't belong on menus.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

So says you. Ever tried eating some of these animals?

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

[Growling at you]