dramadramaduck | (no subject)

Someone pull a red wool over our eyes, because the Russians are invading our series of tubes. The number one threat is here:

BEARS.

riight now id haver too agreee

Whbo the bloody heell ar you/

I'll never understand why my country loses to America in so many worlds when people like you seem to be everywhere.

...Bears?

[ooc: I didn't know we had a colbert! Fuck yes!]

....Dude, there's like TWO bears I've seen so far. Calm the fuck down.

I don't even rate above bears? C'mon!

Incorrect. The Soviets have many technologically advanced weapons at their disposal, but bears are not one of them.

You're an idiot.

bears eat penguins?

There are many things out there that are much more dangerous than bears.

((Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. S-sorry...))

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Right.

bnbbbbearRS