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[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

THAT LADY DIDN'T NEED TO HIT ME!!!

I mean, sure, I did snuggle up to her lap and got comfortable, but if I'd known I'd turn back while I was there, I wouldn't have considered it. Honest!

Comments

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

Would you rather have turned back in some kind of wolf den?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Uh... We don't have wolves here, sorry.

[pandorabox]

What were you, a cat?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah...

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

...We don't either. But some other member kidnapped me and me to their den. I was a puppy.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Oh dear! Someone hit you?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! Are you okay?

[pandorabox]

You should have explained to her that you had no control over when you switched back!

Maybe then she wouldn't have hit you? Although I doubt it.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Well, some girls don't like it when that cut elittle kitty they were petting suddenly turns into a guy.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I was trying to, but then she started hitting me with her parasol. I'm not sure what they're like on other worlds, but around here those things are heavy and hurt when you get smacked by them!

[pandorabox]

Parasol? Heh, I never knew those things could be used as weapons... But when you're dealing with a woman you've gotta be prepared for anything!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

They can. Believe me, they can. I've met a few ladies who hide weapons in those things! Not fun! Not fun at all!

[pandorabox]

The women on your world sound crazy.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that would be odd. I don't know if I would hit someone about it though.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I thought all women were crazy?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

It could have something to do with the fact I weighed twice as much as her and was crushing her... ehehehe...

[pandorabox]

They are, but they sound even crazier on your world. Hiding weapons in parasols and tall that.

Then again, my girlfriend best friend likes to hit me with mops and brooms, so maybe I shouldn't be talking...

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Well, they were bounty hunters my world's kind of dangerous because there's no real central government yet. A lady has to know how to protect herself, right?

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

A bit confused but okay. Wolves apparantly like to adopt puppies.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

That's good, then. Do they still consider you part of their group?

[pandorabox]

You have a point there.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Why does your lady friend hit you with brooms anyway? I get women are crazy, but that still doesn't sound very nice.

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

I see. Still, it's just a simple misunderstanding right? I do hope she wasn't too cross.

[pandorabox]

She has anger issues that can only be satiated by physical abuse?

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

Well, it was just one wolf and she was out hunting. I scrambled out once I woke up. With some trouble. That entrance was small.