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[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

THAT LADY DIDN'T NEED TO HIT ME!!!

I mean, sure, I did snuggle up to her lap and got comfortable, but if I'd known I'd turn back while I was there, I wouldn't have considered it. Honest!

Comments

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah...

[pandorabox]

You should have explained to her that you had no control over when you switched back!

Maybe then she wouldn't have hit you? Although I doubt it.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I was trying to, but then she started hitting me with her parasol. I'm not sure what they're like on other worlds, but around here those things are heavy and hurt when you get smacked by them!

[pandorabox]

Parasol? Heh, I never knew those things could be used as weapons... But when you're dealing with a woman you've gotta be prepared for anything!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

They can. Believe me, they can. I've met a few ladies who hide weapons in those things! Not fun! Not fun at all!

[pandorabox]

The women on your world sound crazy.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I thought all women were crazy?

[pandorabox]

They are, but they sound even crazier on your world. Hiding weapons in parasols and tall that.

Then again, my girlfriend best friend likes to hit me with mops and brooms, so maybe I shouldn't be talking...

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Well, they were bounty hunters my world's kind of dangerous because there's no real central government yet. A lady has to know how to protect herself, right?

[pandorabox]

You have a point there.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Why does your lady friend hit you with brooms anyway? I get women are crazy, but that still doesn't sound very nice.

[pandorabox]

She has anger issues that can only be satiated by physical abuse?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

... So she's just a normal woman?

[pandorabox]

Pretty much.

((He fails to mention the skirt flipping and general harassment he puts her through to deserve the beatings XP))

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I hear that. There was this one time where I tripped and this woman thought I was looking somewhere indecent and tried to shoot me. Not fun! She didn't even let me attempt to apologize for it!

(OOC: AND VASH, AS STATED ABOVE, JUST THINKS WOMEN ARE CRAZY)

[pandorabox]

H-holy crap! Shoot you?!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Shoot me!

[pandorabox]

Where I'm from taking a peek at a girl's panties just earns you a good slap on the face!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Like I said: Women are crazy!

[pandorabox]

No kidding!

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

KAITO! VAL -kun!!! you twwwwo can be ssssuch a pervertsssss!

And Why I didn't change back yetttt??? [an annoyed hiss]

[pandorabox]

Pervert is such a relative term, Aoko!

... why are you still a snake?

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Defffffine it, then (damn I need my ¬¬’ icon of herXD)

That’ssss what I want to knnnnow Kaittttooo

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I'm not being a pervert! It was an accident! Honest!

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Uhm…okkk. But jussst let you knowww Val-kun, Kaitttto can be a bad influencccce