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... this place is really special, you all know this right? Though, I wonder if I would have turned human for this little one? That would have sucked for me.

Anyway! How does one tell their partner that they may or may not have thrown their motorcycle into a demon bar to in an attempt to kill a target? It sucks for him, because there is no way in hell I'm buying him a new one.

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That is...one way to look at it.

I don't think that clusterfuckerific is a good word for it.

I was going to say simply "Unique."

It's a synonym, honestly.

So I take it you're also in some far off world?

I could be, I'm not a specialist in multiple universal physics or whatever.

Nor am I, my lady, but the general idea is easy enough.

Then yeah, yeah I am.

Ah, wonderful. It is a comforting thought to know that other worlds have such beautiful women.

... I think I like you. What's your name, babe?

Johnny, young Miss. I run a rather unique business here in my world. Are you from Earth, by any chance?

It's nice to meet you, Johnny. The name's Trish.

And you're so lucky that I do happen to be from Earth.

Ah, excellent. I suppose you would say I'm from a future or possible future of that planet.

Yeah, he'll never notice on his own.

I could hand him the handle bars. He can handle it, it's not like the first time I've ~~thrown~~ wrecked his motorcycle.

And he still lets you use it? Guess he's either wicked nice or totally fucking clueless.

Yeah, sure, he 'lets me' use it.

Oh, so he's just fucking whipped. Got it.

You would be correct!

[ooc:Wasn't it HER motorcycle she destroyed last time? Or is there something else that happened on the comm?

Why are demons so abusive of their two wheeled vehicles.]

[... she doesn't have a bike. XD It was his. I think. But, she stole Dante's bike]

[Yeah i got she stole his bike here, what I meant was- she had one in the first game- or were you referencing something else when she said "before"?]

[ooc; I thought it was his, honestly. She doesn't have one in the games]

[ooc:The bike from DMC1? I doubt it was his.
Well not anymore she doesn't have one, no.]

[They just show her throwing a bike. She walks up to the store.]

[ooc:....oh...I thought she rode INTO the store...My visual perception sucks]

[lol no. It's Dante's bike in the front that she goes "HEY THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE AN ENTRANCE" and then she throws it]

[...would have been more impressive if she rode the bike into the store. Oh well- that's Capcom for you.]

[... through the brick? It ... kind of exploded after it hit the wall]

[So? Lots of things happen in fiction that don't really matter to rational thought or physics, remember?]

[According to Brittany, she first drives it in and then throws it.]

[Ok so I DID remember it right.]

Honestly is usually the best policy! And yes, being turned human by that virus was awful. But, not as awful as the pneumonia that came with it.

"Hey, Dante. Yeah, so your bike that you said you needed a tune up for and I said we couldn't afford it? Well. It doesn't need that anymore" and then hand him the exhaust pipe. That sounds like a good idea.

... That sucks.

I'd go for the handlebars instead of the exhaust pipe, assuming this Dante guy isn't the type to blow a gasket. /pun

It sucked a lot.

Like I said, it isn't the first time I've done something like that. He should be happy I didn't take the car.

I'm surprised he sticks around.

He does it because he can't live without me.

Sounds like a pretty good deal.

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