Journal #2

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF DRAMADRAMADUCK

I've been doing a lot of research on this community. When I say a lot, I mean infinity and beyond. Anyway, while my brother and I haven't started cracking down on our missions yet, I've got mugshots of CONFIRMED VAMPIRES. I was right. There are a lot of you on here, and we'll take each and every last one of you down. Prepare to be staked, bloodsuckers.

Comments

[friendincabin14.livejournal.com]

I'm not a vampire!

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Don't think that just because you look five, I won't stop in drilling a plank of wood through your heart.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

One of those is a priest, I believe.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Does he wear a cross? I bet not.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Hm~ I am a witch, not a vampire.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Don't try and disguise yourself, leech.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

I've already taken note of their names. At least, what they say are their names.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Good job Alan. It shouldn't be too hard to figure out what their real names are. We'll just need to figure out the leader. My bet is on that first guy.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Vampires? Tsk. Children's stories.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Not at all.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Gee, you're ever so clever aren't ya now, eh?
I'm pretty sure my friend on there isn't a vampire now.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

It's okay, man. You didn't know.

[mortally.livejournal.com]

... Why is my sister on there?

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

[milk-assassin.livejournal.com]

Richard's not a vampire. He's a creepy skeleton...priest...thing.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

I could be wrong, but I don't think I'm a vampire. Just your humble undead warlock.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

You're a vampire alright.

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Positive. Don't listen to a thing they say. They're too scared to admit it.

[richter-abend.livejournal.com]

... I'm not a vampire.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Says you.

[oceanicbutterfly]

 

[pandorabox]

... why is Akako-san on there?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Because they're idiots.

[cold-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

You idiots honestly believe that I'm a vampire?

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

Who's the idiot now?

[nonesodangerous.livejournal.com]

How inefficient.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

We're workin' on it, lady.

[maraich]

I think you're a vampire.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

No. I'd be able to tell.

[stranglingvines.livejournal.com]

Someone sounds like they've been reading too many horror novels before nap time.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

I work at a comic store, lady. I've seen the WORST of the worst, and nothing is more horrifying than a bloodthirsty vampire.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Uh...no. One of them is a witch and peoplesprincess is a werewolf but I'm sure the rest isn't vampires.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? Stop spreading lies about me, you nasty girl.

[doctor-nerd.livejournal.com]

Vampires? Really? I'm not quite sure your list makes a lot of sense.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

[gunbunnywaves.livejournal.com]

...How is the first one even remotely like a vampire? I know that guy and I know vampires, and I'm fairly certain he isn't one.

Actually, I'd like to know how you confirm that they're vampires in the first place.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Honey, I do not think you know what the word "vampire" means.

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Cold. Dead. Creaturs of the night. Suck blood and kill people.

1/2

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

 

2/2

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Richter?

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure that not all those people are these 'vampires.' You are acting a bit silly.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not a vampire and Archer isn't one either.

((The mun would like to inform you that you both rule. Seriously. <3))

[vampxtermin8r2.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

[vampxtermin8r1.livejournal.com]

BACK OFF, GARLIC BREATH. YOU'RE ONE OF THEM TOO.