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[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

So you’re all probably thinking, “What’s with this Larry Butz guy? I heard he calls himself an artist, but WHERE’S THE PROOF?”

Well, let me tell you a thing or two about artists—they need drive. Motivation. Inspiration. Stimulation. A muse, if you will!

So, how about it? Any aspiring models out there wanna help this starving artist earn some bread? I’ve got the wine to go with it! Anyone? …Franzy? You still up for that Whip Lash Splash~? ♥



((OOC: Tags will come much, much later tonight. I need me some sleep!))

Comments

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

DRAW ME!!!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I dunno, man. You're kinda creepy.

[onidrinkinggame.livejournal.com]

Can I sign somebody else up?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

That depends. Are they... anesthetically pleasing?



((OOC: ...that typo is deliberate. >_>))

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

My handsome face would look excellent on an oil painting...
I'm not posing nude though.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

...

[ieatclay.livejournal.com]

FANTASTIC. Another artist, un.

Though, I'm probably more skilled.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

What the heck!! That's no way to greet a brother in arms!!

[maraich]

I've heard I'm a good model.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

I bet you are! But I was looking for someone a little more... female.

[sketchpad-s-a.livejournal.com]

You're looking for a model? I think I have some friends who would be willing to help.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

If they're anything like you, I think I'd be willing to give them a chance~!

Hey, how come I didn't see you at Edgey's party?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Can you paint a picture of me for Yoru?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's like a badge of honor among us artistically inclined folks!

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Ask me again in a month, Larry~ And no wine, Mr. Edgeworth would probably smack me.

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[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well if he did, he'd better watch his back! I don't care if he's got the shoulders of a linebacker! Nobody hurts my Kaela and gets away with it!!

[bloodiedrebirth.livejournal.com]

Wine, you say?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Yep! For the aspiring models!

[oceanicbutterfly]

Larry!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Karen~! You still up for that tour? I could take you to Gourd Lake and paint your portrait!

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

It seems the truly hopeless can at least find refuge in persistence...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

And we all know how hopeless I am!

[darkling-wind.livejournal.com]

In all technicality, I am a muse. Though if you merely wish to create art for money I do not think you are worth my attention.

If, on the other hand, you desire more than momentary fame and glory...

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Huh? What else is there?

[samuraiprosecutor]

I hope the wine you're offering is a better quality than the Vin de Table you brought to the party.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Hey, that was just in case you didn't have enough! My taste in wine almost supersedes my taste in women!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt that splattering paint in some form that you call basic shape is called "art".

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Dude, but like... isn't that the definition?

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]