Canon Start!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Well, now! That was lucky!

Not a single person died in the landslide!

Only now I have the insurance company after me and I don't wanna pay all the money I probably owe and I don't wanna have twenty-four hour surveillance around me! Especially by two girls!

(OOC: Strikes completely invisible to Milly and Meryl. Everyone else can decide if it's visible or not.)

Comments

[pandorabox]

That's fortunate.

Why do you have insurance girls after you?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Very! That man should've known better than to use explosives on a cliff!

Well... uh... you see... ummm....

[fasterthan]

...Landslide? Dude, crazy. Those things are freaky. But no one died? That's good.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Well, that guy shouldn't have been using explosives! Felnarl is completely destroyed! It really is amazing no one was killed.

[death-chopper.livejournal.com]

what what what what happened?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Nothing much! I got confused for someone else by some rival bounty hunters is all. Everyone's fine, though! No need to worry!

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't the question be, are you alright now?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

If I wasn't you'd be listening to me whine a little kid. It really isn't too pretty. AHAHAHA!

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's lucky! Glad you weren't hurt, mister.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I know! And no one else was either! It's a miracle, really!

[insurance-gal.livejournal.com]

That was a lucky wasn't it Mr. Val! I'm glad no one was hurt!

But this means me and Milly are close to Vash the Stampede! Oh, she's going to be so happy about this! I'll have to remember to tell her to bring the donuts for him!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't it amazing?

Ehehehe. Yeah, it does. If I see him I'll be sure to give you girls a call first. I'm sure he'd appreciate the donuts.

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

But all of that destroyed property! The entire town of Felnarl!

Milly stop goofing around with that idiot.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I know, but the important thing is that everyone is OKAY!

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Landslide?!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Uhhhh... Y-yeah...

[oceanicbutterfly]

Landslide?!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Landslide.

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

No one was hurt, then? Thank goodness.

So Ms. Stryfe was talking about you? I thought so, but I wasn't sure.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Nope! No one! It's a good thing the town got evacuated just before it happened.

Y-yeah. That's me she was talking about...

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Well thats unfortunate.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

It's very lucky!

[lightning-monk.livejournal.com]

Whoa...um...yeah. I'm glad that you and everyone are alright, Val. Wow...that...really sucks.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

But the important thing is that everyone's all right.

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

That's ...good. Really good. What happened?


So, Meryl and Milly didn't found you yet? Looks like Meryl is a bit stressed by your actions.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

A bounty hunter set off some illegal explosives.

They did, it's just that Meryl doesn't believe it's me... dkjghkjsdhfgkj HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT IT WAS ME?!?!?

[robotrulerhime.livejournal.com]

It's terrible that something like that happened, but I'm really glad to hear that no one died! That's always a good thing!

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

I know. I nearly had a heart attack on the spot when it happened, but we really lucked out!

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

landslide?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Someone set off illegal explosives and leveled the town.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

GAAAAAH!

Oh, wait...

Where do these things keep coming from?!

Voice Post

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

[Concerned voice] Oh my! A landslide? I'm glad everyone was alright. Were you hurt?

Insurance girls? [chuckle] You must be very popular; that young woman from your previous post and now two young women offering '24 hour surveillance'? [giggling] It was quite polite of you to decline.

[fizzling sounds from frying something on the stove]

Re: Voice Post

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

No, I'm fine. I'M INDESTRUCTIBLE! AHAHAHAHA!!!

kcjhdsfkjhgsd!!!

Not. Like. That. Not interested in that! There's no fun in anything like that if you can't woo the girl and make her feel special first, you know?

[pow-hammer.livejournal.com]

A landslide? Oh no... was anyone hurt?

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly - no! Everyone's fine!