An Announcement

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

I believe there is rampart abuse of sparkles, various color changing text, etc. I have announcement for those who use it:

Do that again and I will find you. I will then proceed to chop you up into little pieces of meat. I will then carve little pieces of wood in the shape of spears. I will then put the little spears in the meat. Then I will serve them at a fancy party with cheese.


Do I make myself clear?

Comments

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

My lady, there's no need for such harsh words.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

My eyes say otherwise.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...

That does it.

I am going to find you, kill you, and serve you with cheese.

[hates-cliches.livejournal.com]

If you don't like it then why use it?!

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

It's irony, idiot. Or, if your feeble mind cannot comprehend that, I'm speaking in the language of the people who I loathe so they can understand me.

[beware-of-jaws.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'll help you out. Can't stand those damn things.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[anti-existent.livejournal.com]

...The sparkles plus the damn shaking of the landship isn't a good combo.

I'm willing to help you out with that if I see any more.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

That will quite helpful.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

What's your name.

[maraich]

I concur with Tobi on this one.

[maraich]

I'm never eating at your place.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

... I have this sudden urge to say something incredibly inane like "I was at a party like that once". Is that normal, do you think?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...

I don't believe that's normal.

[hotheadedrebel.livejournal.com]

God damn it, I agree! The crap is annoying as damn HELL!

[petmysnakes.livejournal.com]

I like your style.

[dufuspinkanus.livejournal.com]

Poit! But they're so preeeeeety. Oh and good thinking! I bet they go good with cheese. Hahaha!

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

It is not "preeety". And...why would you think that?

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Watch out, everyone! She's gonna invent toothpicks at us!

[mad-hatta10-6.livejournal.com]

[shinji-eva.livejournal.com]

...That's..a little extreme don't you think?

[myeggo-ispreggo.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick, what the hell is wrong with these people? LB is enough of a headache, I do not need this on top of her.

I would like an invitation to this party though. Sounds like fun. Will there be booze?

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Please excuse me, but if you do not like the sparkles, why did you you them...?