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[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

Oi, ducks.


I'm bored, go entertain me with your stupidity. Or if you lack it, do something interesting.

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[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Oi, oi, there's no reason to be rude about it, you know?

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

I'm not being rude. I ask nicely, jackass.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

It wasn't nice, my friend. It was condescending and outright rude.

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

Well gee. Am I ever so sorry.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

You should also learn to respect the older, better men a bit more, my friend.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Why do so many people think we're here to entertain them?

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

Because you are for entertainment. Why else would people join a place with 'Duck' in it's name?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Some people join against their will. Some join to contact a specific person. In my case, I had legitimate student council business regarding the community.

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

Then your school must be a joke.

[oceanicbutterfly]

There was a rumor that was becoming disruptive. I came here with the intention of dispelling it.

[petmysnakes.livejournal.com]

Do you need me to find something productive for you to do...

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

But I am being productive!

[petmysnakes.livejournal.com]

Oh?

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

By productivly doing unproductive things to keep out of everyone's productive lives.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

You should be the one entertaining me!

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

Are you calling me an idiot!?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

I wasn't, but sure! Now I'm calling you an idiot!

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

Bitch, I'll shove your keyboard up your ass.

[mad-hatta10-6.livejournal.com]

I've always found a stowy a good way to pass the time.

Would care for one?

^{(stowy = story)}

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

Sure. As long as it's entertaining.

[mad-hatta10-6.livejournal.com]

Oh, they all are.

[Clears Throat]

One upon a time, there where two brothers and one sister.
Who all lived at the bottom of a water well.
And each and everyday they taught themselves how to draw water.
Then along came Uncle who had gotten stung by a bee, who before that had gotten skunked by a skunk and before that bitten by a rattler...

Where was I?..

Ah, yes. There was a mystical goldfish that lived at the bottom of the water well that talked.
And also, granted wishes.
That talked out of bounds at the wrong time and pointed out to the Queen that all these people where wanted criminals and yelled, 'Off, with their heads'
All but one escaped, she even beheaded the talking mystical goldfish who had been friends with the tap dancing turtle.
Now, the tap dancing turtle, lived deep in the maze of the garden...

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

...

What happened next?

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[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Oh my. [blinkblink] You're being a bit rude, you know.

[2heads2killu.livejournal.com]

And?

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Are you perhaps, unable to be polite?