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So today was eventful!

Not only was there this huge fire in California that we helped to put out, but some dude who called himself Enigma Man decided that he wanted to take over the world with his mysteriousness. 'Course, it wasn't just that, otherwise it would have been no big deal. No, this guy had some crazy shadow powers or something. Reeeeally easy to lose track of. One minute he was there, then suddenly he was gone, hiding in plain sight or something. And then he'd leap out of another shadow fifty feet away, and, well, that was a pain. It's not really easy to hit a guy if he doesn't stop dodging.

I should know, I do it all the time.

In hindsight, the shadow thingy itself was pretty cool, except the dude wouldn't shut up about how mysterious he was and how no one would be able to defeat him because he was so straaaange and unknooooown and all that stuff. It was, to use the understatement of the century, annoying.

But anyway, Enigma Man is all defeated and stuff... I guess we'll leave it to the cops and the government to decide how the hell they're going to keep him locked up.

So now it's my turn at monitor duty waaaaay up in the Watchtower. Don't worry, Batman, I'm totally paying attention, really I am.

((OOC: Yes, I totally get to make up supervillains because I'm taking Flash from between Justice League and Justice League Unlimited. XDD I thought the idea was awesome, shut up.))

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Sounds interesting.

Leave things to the government? Ha ha ha!

It is!

...uh, well, it's interesting but sometimes not necessarily in a good way.

Hey, they're not so bad. I dunno about wherever you're from, but the guys here are doing a pretty good job. We're just here to back 'em up.

'Enigma Man'? That is so lame. It sounds like some stupid super-villain from some stupid American comic.

It was pretty lame. The fact that he wouldn't shut up was worse, though.

But hey, don't dis the comics.

Enigma Man? Wow, super villians are seriously lacking in creativity these days aren't they?

((ooc: This is me dying. Enigma Man. AMAZZZZZZZING.))

No kidding. But then, about 80% of them are insane anyway, so it kinda makes sense.

((LOL I know. I actually thought of it a week ago or something, and I just had to use it. XDD THIS IS ME BEING CREATIVE AT MIDNIGHT, LOL))

You've got a point there. But if some guy named Insano Man pops up any time soon, I'll have lost all respect for super villians.

In my time, they work more against the people than for them.

Heh, no kidding.

But then again there's the ones that don't really deserve any respect at all, and then there's the ones that demand respect.

Lex Luthor, for example.

Well that sucks. What happened to democracy?

It was destroyed when most of the human race was.

Did you turn in a report?

Dude, that is not cool at all.

So is just some dictatorship or something?

Yes. I'm not that lazy, give me some credit, jeez.

A few scattered countries. What's left of them, anyway. There was a lot of reorganization after the war. Most countries have the same few people controlling behind the scenes, though.

So there's not really a lot of people left, huh? Must've been some war.

Lex Luther. And yet his name doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of millions does it? It's like, 'Oooo look! My name is an alliteration~!'

It's your attention span that's worrying.

Well, maybe not fear into the hearts of millions, but he's a hell of a guy to be enemies with.

I bet. I'd much rather stick to my usual 'enemies' than deal with a crazed, evil millionare. Billionare? I don't know, one of those 'nares' I'm sure.

It's not that bad.

Yes, mankind tried to create an improved version of itself, and they were turned on us.

Yeeeeah, I kinda lost track at some point. I guess you gotta do something with all that money.

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