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[fasterthan]

So today was eventful!

Not only was there this huge fire in California that we helped to put out, but some dude who called himself Enigma Man decided that he wanted to take over the world with his mysteriousness. 'Course, it wasn't just that, otherwise it would have been no big deal. No, this guy had some crazy shadow powers or something. Reeeeally easy to lose track of. One minute he was there, then suddenly he was gone, hiding in plain sight or something. And then he'd leap out of another shadow fifty feet away, and, well, that was a pain. It's not really easy to hit a guy if he doesn't stop dodging.

I should know, I do it all the time.

In hindsight, the shadow thingy itself was pretty cool, except the dude wouldn't shut up about how mysterious he was and how no one would be able to defeat him because he was so straaaange and unknooooown and all that stuff. It was, to use the understatement of the century, annoying.

But anyway, Enigma Man is all defeated and stuff... I guess we'll leave it to the cops and the government to decide how the hell they're going to keep him locked up.

So now it's my turn at monitor duty waaaaay up in the Watchtower. Don't worry, Batman, I'm totally paying attention, really I am.


((OOC: Yes, I totally get to make up supervillains because I'm taking Flash from between Justice League and Justice League Unlimited. XDD I thought the idea was awesome, shut up.))

Comments

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

Sounds interesting.

[fasterthan]

It is!

...uh, well, it's interesting but sometimes not necessarily in a good way.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Leave things to the government? Ha ha ha!

[fasterthan]

Hey, they're not so bad. I dunno about wherever you're from, but the guys here are doing a pretty good job. We're just here to back 'em up.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

In my time, they work more against the people than for them.

[puddinglove.livejournal.com]

'Enigma Man'? That is so lame. It sounds like some stupid super-villain from some stupid American comic.

[fasterthan]

It was pretty lame. The fact that he wouldn't shut up was worse, though.

But hey, don't dis the comics.

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

Enigma Man? Wow, super villians are seriously lacking in creativity these days aren't they?

((ooc: This is me dying. Enigma Man. AMAZZZZZZZING.))

[fasterthan]

No kidding. But then, about 80% of them are insane anyway, so it kinda makes sense.


((LOL I know. I actually thought of it a week ago or something, and I just had to use it. XDD THIS IS ME BEING CREATIVE AT MIDNIGHT, LOL))

[mediator-suze.livejournal.com]

You've got a point there. But if some guy named Insano Man pops up any time soon, I'll have lost all respect for super villians.

[goddamnedknight.livejournal.com]

Did you turn in a report?

[fasterthan]

Yes. I'm not that lazy, give me some credit, jeez.

[goddamnedknight.livejournal.com]

It's your attention span that's worrying.

[out-of-my-time.livejournal.com]

Enigma Man? Wish we got criminals as banal as that. Not that Manchester runs a great business in supervillains...

((OOC: This is Sam being sarcastic and just a wee bit dubious. He kind of can't believe anyone would be so blase about upholding the law. Watch him go!))

[fasterthan]

Yeah, well, he was one of the more... uh... stupid ones. Most of 'em are more of a challenge.

[out-of-my-time.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

So you're the Flash, huh?

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Mysteriousness?

Doesn't coming out of hiding pretty much destroy that?

[fasterthan]

Yeeeeah, he really wasn't that bright.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Heh, good one.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

...Huh. I oughta talk to Wily.

[fasterthan]

Why's that?

[flying-mace.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear that things went well...

[fasterthan]

They did! Although to be perfectly honest, it wasn't really that hard.

[gunner-top.livejournal.com]

...Eni-

BRB LAUGHING FOREVER.

[fasterthan]

Yeah, the guy was an idiot, and I totally would have been laughing too if he weren't trying to kill me.