dramadramaduck | (no subject)

... I would offer, but last time I tried to counter this virus I turned the poor man into a puppet.

That might be slightly less boring, so its worth a shot.

Very well then. Tell me where you are and I shall be over to help you shortly.

[[Can it go wrong? XD]]

I'm in my apartment at MIT, you'll have to let yourself in.

I'll need a year to worldhop.

((Only if you want it to! The community messes with her magic when she tries to counter viruses. Last time it turned Hakuba into a puppet XD If not, we can assume that the community decided to let her change him back X3))

...

I don't think I want to be stuck like this that long.

Don't be ridiculous. I merely need to know what year you are in so I can worldhop to where you are. It will take less than five minutes.

[[I think I'll be kind and let him turn back.]]

Woah, you had me worried for a moment there. Its the 29th of August 1989, 22:31 if you really need to know.

I shall see you in a few minutes, then.

((Aaaand zap! Back to normal~!))

[[A few minutes later...]]

WAAAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TAKE THAT MY EVIL BOTTLE NEMESIS! YOU SHALL BE OPENED AND DRUNK AND DRUNK AND DRUNK AGAIN UNTIL I HAVE HAD MY FILL!!!!!

... It seems my spell worked this time. You should be grateful, if the spell had not worked I could have blown you up.

[[That entire bottle of gin is now gone, so he is slightly drunk XD]]

Aaaah, but the evil bottle of d00m would have gone with me, so I would still be satisfied with the outcome.

You're stil a cat?

And I thought I took ages turning back?!

What does it look like man?

I can help with that, I'm sure.

Please do.

Okay, um ... it'd be better if I do this in person. I'm not that experienced in using my powers over long distances. Where do you live?

Wait a moment, someone else just volunteered. Thanks anyway.

No problem. Good luck changing back!

... Collins?

Yeah, its me. Hopefully not for long though.

Oh my, you poor thing, still stuck like that. Is there anything I can do to help?

Is, is that...beer?

Yes, probably not, and yes.

Oh, then, I do hope someone else can help you.

I do not think it would be healthy of you to drink beer as a cat.

You and the rest of the people on this community ¬_¬

Hmm?

The entire community seems to be averse to my feline body's consumption of alcohol.

It is good that we have a common opinion. Felines consuming alcohol...You don't know what would happen to your body! So please take care of yourself while you are like this.

Have you tried catnip?

Hell yeah! That stuff is crazy!

So you enjoy it? What does it feel like, if you do not mind my asking? Kitty-cats always seem to love it so much...

Like sweet kitty heaven~~

I suppose it can be a good thing to experience a bit of heaven while still on earth. :-) And to think, you would not know what that felt like if you were not a kitty-cat.

Hell I was hitting the cat-nip on the first day, that was two weeks ago!

Will you miss it, when you are human again?

I have marajuana.

I...

((I think you broke her.))

[[Collins is too busy laughing at her to type.]]