what the internet is for.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

and?

this is it?


Yeah, well, i don't think i've ever downloaded porn this fast.

if you give me pizza computer, consider this settled. yes, I will marry you.

Comments

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Well, considering that I give you pizza, that means you're my wife, honey.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

wife, huh? Finding the right wedding dress is gonna be a hassle. i don't look good in white.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

besides, you shouldn't try to come between us.

[moarpower.livejournal.com]

Disgusting.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Hey, my bathroom wall. It still has a hole in it. Fix it, Vergil.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

hey bro.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I didn't think it was possible for you digress past being a manchild, Dante. Well done.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

I know, it's all pretty amazing the way that works.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dante! Good to see you again. I'd say I was getting worried but I'd be lying~

Did you break your shift key while you were gone or something?

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

right.

It's a little far to reach, babe.

[so-zetta-lazy.livejournal.com]

I could totally go with getting ramen over the internet.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

i could go for just about anything over the internet. what else could a guy ask for?

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

isn't marrying your machine going a bit far?

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

for pizza? nothing is going too far.

[likesbigguns.livejournal.com]

Depends on the machine. ;)

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

So then who would wear the pants in the relationship?

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

which one of us would be the one who brings in the goods? the computer, of course.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

so, is that like sex with pizza, or pizza briefs?

[soundsofmyvoice.livejournal.com]

Dante! You return -- welcome back!

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

hey, Kyrie. it's nice to see one person who's happy to see me.

How's nero?

[savetheredqueen.livejournal.com]

....that was more info than I needed to know.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

hey kid, how's it hanging?

I heard you went on nice, long vacation with your girl.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

A shining example of humanity, I see.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

back at you.

[sin-nom.livejournal.com]

Great. Watch out for Larxene, she might just try and get in your pants again now that you're unsuspecting.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

someone has to try?