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[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

Does anyone know the name of that idiot who has been chasing Matsumoto around?

I can't remember your stupid name, but leave her alone so she can stay around here and do her damn work. So help me, if you even think that you have ANY chance, you're sadly mistaken. I know her much better than you do.

Give it up, you sorry sap.

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[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Oi. The name of "that idiot" is Johnny, friend.

I'm not going to argue with you over this, but I'll not be told what to do.

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

Johnny, right...

And it sounds like you could use someone telling you what to do.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Johnny Sfondi, Captain of the Jellyfish Pirates. You're Matsumoto's boss and she obviously cares about you, so I'll refrain from saying anything rough, but I'd ask you not to think I take orders from anyone other than my own heart.

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

It's that heart-following attitude that irritates me.

It's GREAT that Matsumoto's made another friend. And it's GREAT that she is all happy.

HOWEVER. You're distracting her from her work-- which she blows off, regardless of the situation --and making things all complicated.

Understand?

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with having a fun time out with someone else? Maybe you should come along. You'd have some fun, too. You're old enough to drink, right?

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

I hate that stuff. It smells and tastes terrible...

[Private To Johnny]

[somnifacent.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Johnny-san D:

Private

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

You never have to apologize to Johnny, Rangiku. I'll be civil.

Private

[somnifacent.livejournal.com]

You're far too nice. I'm sorry he's treating you like this.

[somnifacent.livejournal.com]

Taichou, why do you always have to be so mean? Johnny-san's very nice! You'd like him if you got to know him!

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

Because you need to focus more, anyway! I don't need you running around and chasing boys!

[somnifacent.livejournal.com]

You're so stubborn...

Maybe you two should meet...?

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

And why would I want to do something like that?

[somnifacent.livejournal.com]

So you two can get to know each other. He's really not that bad at all! You might enjoy yourself..!

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

I don't have that kind of time, Matsumoto.

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

Can't even handle your underlings?

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

I can handle them just fine.

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

Doesn't seem to be the case here.

[robotrulerhime.livejournal.com]

Matsumoto-san is being chased around?

[ilupaperwork.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately...

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Hardly. We simply go out for a bit of fun, that's all. He's blowing things out of proportion.

[clandestinegrin.livejournal.com]

Ah~ Maybe I oughta tell ya now...~ 'Fore ya get yerself int' some real trouble, naa.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

No, please. Do go on.

[clandestinegrin.livejournal.com]

Remember I was tellin' ya bout that person ya oughta stay 'way from~?

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Mmm-hm.