dramadramaduck | (no subject)

No wonder he wants to get in your panties.

Excuse you.

Just saying, the dude likes what's a tease to him. Maybe you're the type of chick who likes that.

Please do not assume such of me, Mister Nails.

No need to worry, babe, I'm not the assuming or judging type. You tell me how you are, and I'll go with that. The more you give me, the more you'll like me.

Is that right?

I don't like starting a friendship on the bad foot.

That would be quite unfortunate, yes.

Unlike Big Red, not every woman is a potential lay to me. So open up a little, I promise I won't give you cancer.

Please excuse my cold manner, we have only just met. Perhaps over time I will, as you say, open up.

I'll get used to the cold over time. It's why I always wear a jacket. I'm looking forward to that day.

Mm.

So what's this I hear about a monkey?

What have you heard about a monkey?

I don't want to assume anything, but Big Red mentioned it.

Well, Lau Jimin is certainly a monkey. Did he say anything else?

It sounded like this monkey was very special and attached to you.

He is very special, indeed.

What can he do?

He is my aid in battle. Without him, I am most certain I would probably not be alive today.

You know, I think we have something in common. I take an...animal out with me when I'm on the job sometimes.

Is that right?

Yep, he's a meat shield. You can say he's a Dog, he even has a collar. Has a nasty habit of climbing up on the couch too.

Meat...shield?

He has regenerating abilities. So bullets really can't do much unless you shoot in the right places.

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