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[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Ok, so the bitch teacher finally gave me back my cell even though she started spewing out some garbage about 'my generation' and 'our obsession with modern technology' or whatever. Not that she was making much sense anyway, so I just took my phone and left.

While most of you are ignorant social retards there are some pretty decent guys here, but when I tried asking for their phone numbers they didn't seem to have a decent response. Honestly, what's up with that? Huh?

So yeah, question time, and if you can't answer for whatever reason then it's obvious you're lamer than I originally thought and trust me when I say you do not want to fall under that category.

How many of you actually HAVE a cellphone? Wait, scratch that. How many of you know what a cellphone even IS? 

Comments

[needsmapquest.livejournal.com]

How could I live without one?!

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on not being a complete loser, even if you are rather gross.

[jagan-glare.livejournal.com]

Ever occur to you that not everyone here is from our time? Or even our planet?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

What are they then, time-traveling aliens? Honestly, I thought you would at least be mature enough to not feed people random bullshit like that.

[cleaver-bitch.livejournal.com]

Some of the people in town have mobile phones, but they're very very big, and not very good. But Rena has a nice, little cellphone! She got it from her tousan, since he has one like hers.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, uh huh. How old are you?

[cold-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

I use mine occasionally. I don't really need it, though.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Why the hell not? You can pretty much use cellphones for everything today, so it's really a waste to have one and not use it.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

They don't exist in my time.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

What, do you live in the stone age or something? If you've been living under a rock for all of these years and don't know what it is then you can just admit it.

[shinji-eva.livejournal.com]

I have one. I use to use it.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Used to?

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

I'm required to have one on me at all times, but I don't really use it.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Oh god, another one? When will you people learn that it's just a waste to have a cellphone if you never ever use it? I'm sure there are a lot of poor people who would just love to have one, so why not give them to those guys?

[tvownsyou.livejournal.com]

A typical teenage girl. I take it that all you think about are boys, your cell phone, and make-up?

This place doesn't need more idiots.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but you're way off there.

Yeah, you're right. You can go stand in a corner with the rest of them, now.

[....Somehow I can see them ganging up and causing all sorts of dramuh around the community ._.]

[anti-existent.livejournal.com]

"Ignorant social retards", huh? I can point you in the direction of some people like that.

And I'd rather not bother with the question about the cellphone.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? You don't have to point me anywhere. Can't you tell they're all over the place here?

What, you don't know what it is?

[philoxidizes]

Due to the nature of the many worlds connected to this community, it's probably a moot point.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Say what?

[roseandsparkle.livejournal.com]

Of course I have a cell phone!

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Do you use it?

[empress-arcana.livejournal.com]

I don't want to fall under that category, hmm?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Well duh. Why would you?

[uebersoldat.livejournal.com]

Cellphone? A communication device?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Duh. Where have you been the last 20 years?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

They're a little unwieldy for my liking.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

You're probably just bitter because you're poor and can't afford one. You don't look like you're anyone who has a lot of money anyway.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

a what?
why do I need to impress you anyway?

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Oh for crying out loud. If you honestly don't know, either look it up on wikipedia or come out of that hole and look around in some shops or something.

That's easy. If you don't impress me, you aren't gonna impress anyone out there in the real world. Other than the other social retards, anyway.

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

You're good at making friend around here, aren't you?

I've got a cell phone - one of the ones with a built-in walkie-talkie; I've never understood why you'd need that when it's already a phone, but Ashlein insisted that I get one - but if you tried to call me you'd probably get whoever has my number in your world.

[teen-hellspawn.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but when I want to go out and make new friends, I do it in the real world and not over some online community filled with a bunch of freaks and sickos.

Well at least you have one, but why would I want to call you?

[cooldrool.livejournal.com]

I know what a cellphone is, although I don't have one. Don't really need it.

I might get one, if my mp3 player breaks.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

I have one but I really don't use it that much...
^{I only have it so Mother can find me} [Bleh]

And to call Ms. C. I just love calling her [Hackable]

[netwarrior-exe.livejournal.com]

You-

But it-

You shouldn't-

Argh.


I suppose I have a cell phone, of sorts... Or Lan does, anyway, in his PET. But since I live in the PET, I guess that makes me the cell phone? [*chuckles*]

[excelloneesama.livejournal.com]

You ever think the reason they didn't give it out is your attitude?

Nice boys aren't really into girls that call others "social retards".

[oceanicbutterfly]

I have one, but it doesn't get used much.

[agent-86-smart.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Cell phones. Someone did mention those before.

They're like a shoe phone, correct?

[samuraiprosecutor]

You appear to be under the mistaken assumption that everyone cares whether they 'fall under that category.'

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Don't need one. And who'd give me a service plan?

[poison_puppet]

No. No No. Nonnonono.

You have got to be kidding me.

But in response to your question, yes I have a cell phone.