tell me what you know...

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

[Locked from Raiden and Raikov]

All right you miserable lot!

Tell me all you know about the CIA operative code named "Raiden."

My Ivan has been "taking care" of him recently, and I while I agree that his beauty is indeed impressive (matching even Ivan's level of attractiveness) I want to make sure that no American Dog is corrupting or harming him. He is a GRU Major, and since I have a personal connection, I am concerned for his safety!

Now speak up quick before I lose my temper...

((In other words, Volgin wants to make sure Raiden isn't a threat before he attempts some kind of creepy threesome or something...))

Comments

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

OH hell no, a homo cartoon.

Let me tell you a lil somin: "Raiden" aint real. Now keep your pants on and go home.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about, you insolent scum?

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

Your butt buddy or whoever the hell you're lookin for.

He aint real. He lives in cartoon land with Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Where the hell do you get off talking down to a military colonel like that, swine?

Or perhaps you'd like a taste of some manners in my torture chamber? I'd like to see how tough you are with 10,000,000 volts of electricity coursing through your body, you impudent bitch.

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

Aw hell no. I don't care about no torture chamber, Peekachoo. Sit your ass down and get the hell outta my face.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Oh? And who's going to make me?

You, Captain Smartass?

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

I don't got time to go to Candyland and fight Captain Moby Dick.

SEE this is what happens when I try and be nice. SHIT.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you didn't have such an attitude with people like me you'd not find yourself in these situations, you arrogant punk.

You wouldn't stand a chance in hell against me anyway.

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

People like you? You mean homos?

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

You brought my sex life into this, not me.

And no, I meant people like me who tend to have very short fuses and and very violent tempers.

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

You're telling me you have a short fuse? You along with the rest of the world, Sparky. Shit. I got a hangover. I don't CARE about your attitude.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

What's the matter? Upset that I've probably had more men and women in the past year than you've had in your entire lifetime?

Or are you just a whiny bitch who can't hold his liquor?

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

At least I aint stickin my dick where I take a dump.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Hollow words from one who doesn't understand.

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

I know where I piss and I know where I shit and I know I don't want to start pissin shit.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

How delightfully crude.

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

Go back in the Scooby Van with Shaggy and all yall, Sergeant Sparky. I'm done tryin to help your ass.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Good.

Get out of my sight.

[myfootupurass.livejournal.com]

Oh shut the hell up, fool. It's the internet.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Doesn't seem to stop you being a prick.

Scram.

[crimson-star-rd.livejournal.com]

...stay away from him or you're gonna regret it.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Explain yourself.

[crimson-star-rd.livejournal.com]

Raiden doesn't need any more creepy-ass fucks around him; his life's hard enough without people like you fucking it up.

(o/ Hallo, K'/Raiden's BFF here! |Db)

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about? I asked for information on an operative that could pose a threat to one of my soldiers and a personal friend.

I think I have every right to know what's going on.

[crimson-star-rd.livejournal.com]

He has nothing to do with your shit, so stay the hell away from him. He won't do anything to your friend as long as he stays out of our business.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

My my, aren't we defensive...

[crimson-star-rd.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna say it again, creep.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Tell me what you know, or get out of my sight. I have no patience for people who waste my time.

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Ignore Hancock. The man - in the loosest sense of the word - is dense, crude, and quite possibly criminally insane. And also I don't think what he speaks counts as a language anymore so much as an impenetrable collection of slang terms.

I'm afraid I have little information on Raiden himself, though, apart from what he's revealed openly on the community. Memo to self: learn how to hack.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

I had no intention from the start of our little "argument" to do anything except ignore his attitude and possible use it against him in the most painfully degrading way possible.

However, I would request whatever information you know, even if it is of little apparent tactical use to me. Useless information is better than no information at all.

[Locked to Col. Volgin]

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I'm afraid painful is your only option. I'm not sure he can be degraded further than he's already done himself.

He's living in something called the Nomad - from context I'd guess it's a ship of some description - somewhere in Earth's Middle East. His assignment seems to involve destroying things called Metal Gears, but apparently spends a lot of time watching movies - he was rather distressed some time ago about lacking one called King Kong.

That's just what I gathered from a brief survey. And trust me, I know what even useless information can do; from the sound of it, we have similar responsibilities.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

I'm more than okay with that... heh heh heh...

Hmph. He sounds potentially dangerous, and yet... he seems to lack a certain discipline about him...

Metal Gear... that sounds familiar, but I can't put a finger on it...

I wonder if it's got anything to do with Granin... no doubt it's inferior to the Shagohod...

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

I've met plenty of undisciplined dangerous people. Sometimes a lack of discipline makes them even more dangerous - though with many of them that's balanced out by not being exceptionally bright.

I fear I can't help you where the Metal Gears are concerned, though apparently he mistook a few of the giant robots that frequent the community for them.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Indeed, heh.

Very well. I shall have to keep an eye out for more information on them then.

In the mean time, thank you for your information. Perhaps we can support each other in future endeavors.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. I feel obliged to point out, though, that such an alliance would be broken off as soon as it threatened the security of House Ostia.

In the meantime, however, it would be a pleasure. I'm Leila.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

Alliance? You are mistaken. I have no intention of considering one such as yourself an Ally. Think of it more as a... business partnership. You scratch my back, I scratch yours. I cannot risk making allies, as some previous "allies" had a habit of trying to back stab me when I wasn't looking.

I am Colonel Yevgeny Borisovitch Volgin.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

However... should you prove yourself trustworthy...

I might just be willing to make an Ally for a change.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

Until then, my apologies for the presumption.

A pleasure to meet you, Colonel.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

An honest mistake... but one can never be too careful. I live in a time of War, after all.

The pleasure is mutual, Leila. I pray you live long enough for us to meet again.

Re: [Locked to Col. Volgin]

[redheadedspy.livejournal.com]

And I as well.