Ignorance Is Bliss

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Dear Community, if you run into This man, donuts_plz Don't trust a word he says! He's a dirty, womanizing, pig of a man! He's a liar and a nuisance!

Do Not Hire him for any purpose! I think he goes by the name, Val.


He Is Not Vash the Stampede!

he'll also eat all of your donuts.

Sincerely, Meryl Stryfe, Bernardelli Insurance Society Representative.

((Gah I can't code things.>< Excuse that.))

Comments

[insurance-gal.livejournal.com]

Meryl, that's not a very nice thing to say of him.

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Haven't you noticed any of that, Milly?

[insurance-gal.livejournal.com]

Well... I think he's nice enough.

[cold-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

He just seemed like an idiot when I spoke to him.

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

Appearances can be very misleading. Well, maybe not in his case.

[cold-sarcasm.livejournal.com]

You mean he's not really an idiot? I doubt that.

[uebersoldat.livejournal.com]

Vash the Stampede? Is that a call sign?

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

..It's more of a title.

((Maaal!))

[uebersoldat.livejournal.com]

A rank?

[maraich]

Wait, if he goes by Val why would anyone think he's Vash?

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

You're guess is as good as mine!

Everywhere we go he seems to be mistaken for him!

[maraich]

Doesn't he correct them, though?

[insurance-gal.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a false name? So that people don't recognize him!

Being a famous gunman might be dangerous!

[dreaming-oflove.livejournal.com]

Of course he isn't Vash! His name is Val. :D

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

I know that! I'm warning all of you!

[justaschoolgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh but he don't look that bad. He's quite nice.

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen him like I have.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's quite ice. You sure you ladies don't have your panties in a twist?

[insurance-gal.livejournal.com]

Oh... are you a laundry man?

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

EXCUSE ME!?

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

the insurance guy again!
don't worry, if ANYONE eats my food, i'll bite them!

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

...Insurance GIRL.

..Well thats good to know.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Meryl-san, I don't think Val-san will appreciate this...

[short-n-loud.livejournal.com]

But everyone needs to know. His behavior is completely unacceptable.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

...

At least someone believes me when I say I didn't do it.