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What's a "TV"? Read a book, no wonder you're dumb.
You're calling me a dumbass, and you've never heard of a TV? You're a real winner. I have some magazines, the articles are fantastic. Once you get past the tits and girls touching themselves. Always a distraction.
Jeez, do I have to give everyone this disclaimer? I'm from the nineteenth century, or what you will soon to call the Victorian age. You'd get hung for that kind of literature here.
Okay, then steal a new TV.
Your fault for being born five billion years ago, asshole. It isn't illegal unless you get caught.
I think some burglars already hit the other apartments, but I'll keep that in mind.
Use this as a glorious opportunity to explore the rest of your neighborhood.
That might result in unnecessary bastards trying to mug me and trannies trying to grab my crotch, saying they got a special deal going on blowjobs.
Speak loudly and carry a BIG stick.
That shit will just get me shot at.
That's what makes it so fun.
Though I'm uncertain of the exact era from which you originate, I am in fact certain any manner of equipment which has been called a television will not survive such a shooting.
You would best dispose of the machine, unfortunately.
(( Because Zechs isn't familiar with destroying things in fits of pique, oh, no. :D ))
You would best dispose of the machine, unfortunately.
(( Because Zechs isn't familiar with destroying things in fits of pique, oh, no. :D ))
...your TV was shot at?
You're fucked, bud. Usually when the screen's been shot at, it'll hit the picture tube, and therefore, be completely fucking useless.
You're fucked, bud. Usually when the screen's been shot at, it'll hit the picture tube, and therefore, be completely fucking useless.
Besides that, Captain Obvious.
Yes, Nill, Haine shot the TV.
Do you think jamming his face into the TV will get it fixed? I think it might, and if it doesn't it'll feel good at least.
Do you think jamming his face into the TV will get it fixed? I think it might, and if it doesn't it'll feel good at least.
I was thinking of making a table from it.
Yes, it was fucking shot by a zombie bastard.
Useless is a subjective term.
Useless is a subjective term.
Zombies? Can't say that weirder shit hasn't happened to me.
I mean for the original intent. Might make a decent coffee table or somethin' if you use it right.
I mean for the original intent. Might make a decent coffee table or somethin' if you use it right.
Well he isn't a- no, I take that back. He's exactly like a zombie, but I'm not sure about the whole 'eating brains' thing.
Put a vase with flowers in it and you'll never know, eh? Ahaha.
Put a vase with flowers in it and you'll never know, eh? Ahaha.
...right.
Pretty much. Make the place look a little neater, or some shit like that.
Pretty much. Make the place look a little neater, or some shit like that.
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