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[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

So, DDD, I have a late night question for you.

What do I with a TV which screen has been shot at, by an Albino Fucker, by either either a Mauser or Luger? Reason as to why this happened is unknown, but will probably deal with pornography. Can't a guy just watch Animal Planet in peace?

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[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

What's a "TV"? Read a book, no wonder you're dumb.

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

You're calling me a dumbass, and you've never heard of a TV? You're a real winner. I have some magazines, the articles are fantastic. Once you get past the tits and girls touching themselves. Always a distraction.

[breakhisknees.livejournal.com]

Jeez, do I have to give everyone this disclaimer? I'm from the nineteenth century, or what you will soon to call the Victorian age. You'd get hung for that kind of literature here.

[seventh-gospel.livejournal.com]

Buy a new TV.

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

That costs money.

[seventh-gospel.livejournal.com]

Okay, then steal a new TV.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Throw it out.

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

Besides that, Captain Obvious.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

If you didn't want that answer, you should have said so! Of course I chose the most obvious answer!

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

Yes, Nill, Haine shot the TV.

Do you think jamming his face into the TV will get it fixed? I think it might, and if it doesn't it'll feel good at least.

[nonoise.livejournal.com]

[thricedeadwind.livejournal.com]

Though I'm uncertain of the exact era from which you originate, I am in fact certain any manner of equipment which has been called a television will not survive such a shooting.

You would best dispose of the machine, unfortunately.


(( Because Zechs isn't familiar with destroying things in fits of pique, oh, no. :D ))

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of making a table from it.

[crimson-star-rd.livejournal.com]

...your TV was shot at?

You're fucked, bud. Usually when the screen's been shot at, it'll hit the picture tube, and therefore, be completely fucking useless.

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was fucking shot by a zombie bastard.

Useless is a subjective term.

[crimson-star-rd.livejournal.com]

Zombies? Can't say that weirder shit hasn't happened to me.

I mean for the original intent. Might make a decent coffee table or somethin' if you use it right.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Just get a new one, sir. What are they, rare?

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

Not rare, I've gone through a few.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

Then why not get one?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Are there electronics disposal services in your world?

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

More like move it outside your place and hopefully someone will steal it.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

whats a TV?

[savemehaine.livejournal.com]

You come from a world without TV?

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

I've not heard of TV, but maybe we have it and call it something else. Describe it to me...