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[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

For once, I am extending a personal invitation to you all. Considering that "Bella" has already created a guest list for her "wedding" (prenuptial, someone believe in them and give me some amusement), I thought that before I left that I would extend my own.

You are all cordially invited to Junon, Gaia for the unveiling of the new ShinRa Bullwhip Cannon. As my personal guests, you'll have access within the naval base where it is taking place, and discounts within many of the local shops of Junon and throughout Gaia. It includes free access to the floating city of Gold Saucer, free ferry rides to the beaches of Costa Del Sol and other leisure services that the planet has to offer.

All profits made from this event will be going to fund ShinRa sponsored local organizations in effort to rebuild the planet of Gaia.

Cooperation in this effort would be worth your time, and the ShinRa Company never disappoints.

Comments

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Did my name deserve quotes?

I hate weddings.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'm not associated with you, ergo it required some form of disenfranchisement from the Office of the President.

Then why are you getting married?

[pandorabox]

I knew you crossed frequencies with the community on purpose.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

One of my more brilliant marketing schemes, I assure you.

[tyki-tock.livejournal.com]

Ah...a party, and you're footing the bill? I'll be there with bells on.

You're doing all this to unveil a cannon? I assume it's very...large.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It is the best in the nation, the continent and effectively, Gaia on a whole. Of course I'll love to show it off, with the matching military that comes with it.

[godisagirl.livejournal.com]

What is so exciting about a dumb ol' canon.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Let me put this in a way that you can understand, Haruhi:

It make thing go boom. Really loud.

Besides, I would expect you to go to Gold Saucer instead. You can race Wark and win prizes, even be crowned champion of Chocobo Racing.

[col-kuwabara.livejournal.com]

You're showing off a new cannon, eh?

On what scale of destruction are we talking here?

Infantry use and support? Anti-Tank? Nuclear?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to come and see, won't you? What marketing would it be if I just told you?

All of the latter.

[bloodred-flamel.livejournal.com]

... There's a catch to this.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

No catch. This is a fundraiser for the company, nothing more.

[the-air-corsair.livejournal.com]

But we're not from your world, what good would our currency do?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I have my means of exchanging currency, you don't have to worry about that.

[rocklikeacock.livejournal.com]

sounds like a vacation.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Of course, I wouldn't expect a man of your caliber to not look past it as anything less.

[heavenly-home.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that sounds exciting! When is this?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

September 2oth.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Why Fussy, I don't know what to say. I'll have to unpawn my old suit specially.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

What's a bullwhip cannon?
I've been meaning to go and see another world... I might come and visit yours.

[likesbigguns.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. Count me in.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

But it's Gaia. What the hell do you think we want to come to Gaia for?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You don't have to come, I'm sure there's a nice fire you can be in the middle of.

[lolcrayons.livejournal.com]

Would it be okay for me to come...?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I'm not excluding anyone, Daisuke. Anyone's money is up for grabs.