ext_229896 ([identity profile] tyki-tock.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2008-08-31 10:26 pm

Rufus ShinRa

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My last inquiry garnered me so much positive reaction, I think I'll do another.

I'm sure the rest of you saw Mr. ShinRa's post, requesting our presence for the unveiling of some large piece of military equipment, and saying that the proceeds from this party will be placed into a fund for rebuilding Gaia.

But I feel there's something fishy about this request. What does he need such a large cannon for? And if his planet, Gaia, needs to be rebuilt, how do we know that it's not his despotic regime which caused the problem in the first place? This cannon may simply be another means by which he oppresses his planet and causes further destruction.

I'm not saying this is the case. But from my investigations about this man, I see that he has made virtually no friends here, and yet he claims that he joined this community as a marketing ploy. What sort of marketing ploy is it that he deliberately insults the community at large, and yet expects success?

So please, if anyone knows this Rufus ShinRa, enlighten me. I want to understand this creature.
maraich: (Irritated)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-09-01 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
He's a dumbass.
maraich: (And then she said...)

[personal profile] maraich 2008-09-01 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's about all there is to it.

[identity profile] the-air-corsair.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Can't hurt to check out, Tyki.

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[identity profile] the-air-corsair.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
At the very least, there will probably be things of some value. A man so obsessed with status as he seems, would surely keep valuables to show off his wealth.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Why are you so interested?

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Makes sense. Unfortunately, I don't know anything about him. He does have some kind of connection to a phantom thief named Dark, though.

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[identity profile] sexfordinner.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
The ShinRa's before him ARE the cause his miserable little planet is the way it is. He /says/ he's trying to fix it, but I've seen nothing towards that whenever I pay a visit.

For a man obsessed with trying to rebuild his world proper, a destructive weapon such as that IS rather out of place.

But as for the point, I like to think along the first commenters lines. Rufus is a Simpleton not fit to be in charge of such things. He says what his intentions are, yet they make little sense or turn out much in the long run.

He is not a creature that needs to be understood, but rather a creature that needs to be wiped from the face of the multiverse.

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[identity profile] sexfordinner.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
He's a simpleton with more power than he should have.

The man has crossed me a few too many times.

[identity profile] shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
If you had so many questions about me, why not ask it to my face and not as a inquiring little child?

[identity profile] rocklikeacock.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, why don't you ask him?

[identity profile] secondvirgo.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Who cares?

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[identity profile] kurt-howell.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
A cannon...? Isn't that what they use on pirate ships...?

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[identity profile] heavenly-home.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
This does look interesting, doesn't it, Tyki-kun? :-)

[identity profile] canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
Why would anyone need a large cannon? To blow huge holes in things!

... although Noon says people who need large cannons are overcompensating.