[Voice Post. Drunken, drunken voice]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Heello, Ducks! Lemme' tell you about thish guy here! HE can Schuck! Oh, no. Wait. No, suck love from the univershe! It's pretty amazing. Black mage here ish. My. Best. Friend. We're gonna dance through timesquare!

-Gratuitous hiccupping-

No, shtay away from my microphobe!

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

That's vile.

No.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

You're a..vi..vil..vilishm!

Aww, I'll letchya' keep whatever you blast off!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... I didn't even catch that one.

That is disgusting. Why on earth would I want to keep parts of a dead body?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Yeah..well I don't catch..you. Damned dancers legs.

Cause' they make great shtories for the kids!

I've got this ear here from the grand duke!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

... Go away.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Wait, you didn't hear about this shpleen!