http://bendtomywill.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2008-08-31 09:53 pm
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[Voice Post. Drunken, drunken voice]

Heello, Ducks! Lemme' tell you about thish guy here! HE can Schuck! Oh, no. Wait. No, suck love from the univershe! It's pretty amazing. Black mage here ish. My. Best. Friend. We're gonna dance through timesquare!

-Gratuitous hiccupping-

No, shtay away from my microphobe!
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[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
...

Er. No thanks.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
I mades 'em myshelf! They've got mystery meats!

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
I don't eat things when I don't know where they came from.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thatsh why you'd be drinking them!

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Urk? Hey if yew sphew, point it this 'a way!

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
...

Now I remember why I don't like drinking.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Come on, you'd enjhoy this!

Just outta' curiosity I don't shuppose you can blast fire from your eyes?

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
That's alright, I'm content with my own magic.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
You've got magicsh? Can you detach your own handsh and beat people with them?

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
I could if I really wanted to.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Saay you should join Blacky and Me!

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Join you guys in drinking? I'll pass, thanks.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'll letchya' have an eeyyebaall.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
... I will definitely pass.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ok! Ok! OK! OK!

Four eyeballs, a spleen, a skull, the brains of a mastadon, and one perfectly preserved baby from a week ago.

Thats my final offer.

[identity profile] bendtomywill.livejournal.com 2008-09-01 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're a hard..man-thing to pleashe. I like your shtyle! I might just not stab you in the back and harvest your organs one day!

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-09-01 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
... good to know that.
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