VINCENT! What the hell?! I mean, what the bloody hell?!
Where is your demon?? Haven't you been keeping him contained! I had a whole nightmare about him last night! He bit me!

*checking shoulder @.@ It was a dream, right?*

I mean, not really, but... I was walking in the middle of some shiny forest and he swooped out of nowhere and grabbed me! I tried to get away but I was stuck! And then he... Oh God, I'm not going to even say... I mean, GAAH! KEEP HIM AWAY! It looked so real!!
What did you do?! Tell your demon I don't want to have dreams about him! And keep him under control! He can be a threat to the whole community but most importantly me!!

I feel so violated...

((For those of you who don't know, this nighmare has to do with Reala showing up. Vincent, it's your fault for freaking out Maraich so much with Chaos ^o^ With his "SPECIAL FREK BUDDIES". Sorry but he's a little dramatic.))

Uh-hyuck, is there anybody on this dramathingymajigg that can fix gummi ships? I kinda crashed it on my way to Sora's world and now I can't get back to Disney Castle.

Hello, everyone. My name is-- you know what? Forget it. Just call me Kyon. Everyone calls me that anyway.

I am what you would call an absolutely normal high school student. I go to an average public school, I have average grades, an average appearance and have average hobbies… sort of.
"Sort of"? Who am I trying to kid?

I suppose that, like any high school student, it is normal for me to take part in extracurricular activities. It’s there where things start getting annoyingly weird. Which is quite an understatement.

My only extracurricular activity, one that is very time-consuming, is my commitment to the SOS Brigade, a club started by the most eccentric girl I’ve ever met, Haruhi Suzumiya. It’s a club that’s…dedicated to finding and befriending aliens, time-travelers and espers.

…I am sadly, not joking.

Sigh. Things get very complicated after that.

[Locked from Haruhi]
Feel free to ask me in regards to the activities of the SOS Brigade, I mean, I don't mind venting out. Oh, and any real information has to remain unknown to Haruhi. You see, the SOS Brigade, it really is inhabited by aliens, time travelers and espers...
[Locked from Haruhi]

Anyway, greetings from the... SOS Brigade. It's nice to meet you all.

((ooc: Kyon's "thoughts" are usually readable to everyone. Even I don't understand it, but it ends up working that way. Apparently, people can hear whatever is convenient to them...))