Axel~! You'll never guess what photo I found lying in the Castle. 

You're all pathetic.

You've all turned against me because I'm sleeping with Kaa-san now, but where were you when Yunalesca left me for Sephiroth the first time? Did you even care about me then? Or are you only sympathising with that whore of a woman because she's carrying my child? Well, I've got news for you all - it's possible to be pregnant and be a complete bitch at the same time. Finally, I've got someone who loves me for who I am, as opposed to a selfish slut who only wants to use me to get closer to Sephiroth.

Go on, Kairi. Ban me if you want. I've got better things to do than spend all day on here, anyway.

*typing this with Jenova standing behind him, one hand on his shoulder, smiling down at him with motherly approval*

Hey uhm...

How does anyone have any weapons I could try out? I want to learn some new abilities...

<a href='http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=225">EH. ICHIGO I DID NOT TEACH YOU BANKAI FOR THIS.

Wow, this place looks so cool! I wonder if Minnie would like this place? I should show this to her later - Oh, umm, whoops! Um, hi everyone! I'm not used to this; this is my first time using a computer so... it feels kinda awkward typing out what I'm saying on a computer, you know what I mean? Anyway, I'm Grim Jr., but you can call me Jr. if you want! :D Are you all really from the mortal world?

[Locked from Samara]

By the way, Samara is here too, isn't she? Um, I know she's been scaring all of you with her videotape but please don't be angry with her. She's really a lonely person and I don't think she deserves a ton of people mad at her for this. [/Locked from Samara]

Who in the name o' fuck decided us Zombies were slow movin' fuckwits who only wanna eat brains!? I should find them and make 'em now 'ow we really act! "Shaun Of The Dead" Is a LIE. If I ever find this Shaun / Simon Pegg bloke he's bluddy dead I tell ya!


Also Anderson - This guy kicks more ass than you do, Why not consider taking lessons from 'im?

...Where's Rufus-papa?


((No, not shinigami flu. D: Moar like Skull kid curse. It doesn't spread, so don't worry. Ichigo doesn't remember much and since he is living awhile with Rufus, he assumes that Rufus is his father. >_>))