Bloody 'ell Le Marta...what the 'ell is this?

You tell me to use the bloody internet to boost up my popularity even more and here I find one of these bloody livejournal communities with qiute alot of hotties - Why do most of 'em have really saggy titties though!? That's a bloody pain in the ass!

Anyway - Name's Zabel. dat's my REAL name. Most people refer to me by my stage name dough. Lord Raptor. I like nothing more to Jam a few tunes and to steal a few souls from my adoring fans. Also - I'm single ladies ...Yea-he-he-heh....I may be undead but I'm pretty alive under the bed sheets!

Sally and I take this Religious Studies class, and teacher, Mr. Sundance, is so totally mean to Sally! I don't get why he teases her just because she's had sex! I guess I don't have anything to worry about though, because I'm a virgin! And not a pretend one either!

I hope Sally doesn't get mad I told you all this, but I trust you guys! I'm just troubled, and it helps to talk about it a bit!

Wow, I feel so OK now! I'm gonna go play with Fred!

...Unique.

I don't sympathize with anyone in the current drama. You're all fools and relationships are a waste of time anyway. :D


((ooc: I'm losing my grip on Albel's characterization, I think. D:))

I am Zeratul, Patriarch of the Dark Templar Order. I have been backed into a corner by the Zerg; I am barely staying alive in the desolate ruins of my once prominent citadel. My forces have been brutally annihilated, the zerg may invade soon, and I am in need of rescue. However, let it be known that I have found a very active Zerg outpost on this planet.

Khala, I am in desperate need, and I ask for a small fleet of carriers to destroy this outpost. I've been watching these Zerg for over 600 years, I believe I know what they are capable of. If you wish, my brethren shall assist you as well. If we do not stop them soon, they may grow and take over another planet. Many of my brethern fought bravely here, and I... am the only one left.

It would be unwise not to take my advice, Khala. Though terran reinforcements may be helpful, I believe that we are capable of destroying a small outpost. 

En Taro Tassadar.

**100 NUDE PICTURES OF ROXAS FROM TWILIGHT TOWN HERE. CLICK TO VIEW**

That'll teach that damn brat to beat me, Seifer Almasy, in the Sandlot. Pfft.

Fuu did me one huge favor by signing me up for this. I can do lots of damage here.

Anyhow, the name's Seifer Almasy.  You can call me Seifer, I guess.  Only if I want to bother with you, that is.  Watch out ladies, I'm totally irrisitable.  And for all you jokers out there ... don't get in my way.

((OOC:  Hi, this is Beatrix-mun and Tomoyo-mun!  I'm now KH 2 Seifer.  <3 ))

It is terribly sad that my existence has become mere myth amongst mortals, but perhaps this is a chance for me to rectify this? My name is Aphrodite, Godess of Love, Beauty, and other such related passions....such as sex Though, some of you may also know me by my other name, Venus. It is quite a pleasure to meet all of you, really. With my recent liberation from the hand of Hephaestus, I am ever the more eager to partake clean-handedly in the entertainment this community may bring.

The world has changed much from when the time of the Greeks and Romans, but I hope I will be able to "fit in," as mortals say.

I already regret joining this crack fest. This place is absolutely <i>packed</i> with crazed, fat, and possibly sweaty Otaku fanboys looking for a cheap fan-squee. But hey, even that is better then the crap I go through <i>each an everyday</i>. Tis the life of a fan girl I suppose. It's the path I've chosen and the path I'll tread, but that doesn't mean I can't make it any easier for myself by degrading you and bitching at you all to get a life. Hypocracy is a beautiful thing.

If you're going to talk to me: Please spare the Fan-Drama. It all comes down to the fact that in the end, I don't give a flying flaming fuck about you or the boring parts of your lives. If you really want to entertain people, then put on a Kadaj wig and a dress and dance around a little. Or talk about video games that <i>don't suck chocolate salty balls.<i/> Other then that, I'm really not all that interested.
Okay then, carry on with your usual cracking. But please, <i>do it with some dignity</i>. You're representing some of the greatest characters on and off Gods green Earth, So you'd better show some damn respect to those whom you play.

After recieving word from Lady Freya of the turmoil in Bermecia, I will be gathering my troops and setting out to her kingdom myself.

Wish me well.

If you all need my services, you know how to contact me.

This girl who needed friends ... I responded ...

She ... posted a video.

Why am I so scared now? Why do I feel so funny .. ?

I've never been so scared before.

[Day Two]

Oh yeah, I just remembered something while talking to that freaky kid: Did I ever mention that you all have two days to live? >:]

Hey what's up guys? My name Kaiba, Mokuba (don't wear it out) and I'm looking for my big brother Seto? Have you seen him? Six foot one? Totally made of awesome?

So! As Vice President I'm supposed to do something, but I can't remember ...


That is all.  Oh~ and I totally forgot. Hi Yuugi.