YOU READY TO ROCK?!11?!?!1!

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

Bloody 'ell Le Marta...what the 'ell is this?

You tell me to use the bloody internet to boost up my popularity even more and here I find one of these bloody livejournal communities with qiute alot of hotties - Why do most of 'em have really saggy titties though!? That's a bloody pain in the ass!

Anyway - Name's Zabel. dat's my REAL name. Most people refer to me by my stage name dough. Lord Raptor. I like nothing more to Jam a few tunes and to steal a few souls from my adoring fans. Also - I'm single ladies ...Yea-he-he-heh....I may be undead but I'm pretty alive under the bed sheets!

Comments

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Alright. Wha' are ye?

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

What's it to you Scottie?

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Well, Ah have tae know wha' Ah'm gonna kill. Course, Ah'll find out sooner or later at any rate.

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

Yea well I'm shaking in mah leather boots mate...Shakin' wit' laughter dat is. Where I come frum, The folks like t' call us "Darkstalkers"

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Funny. Where Ah come from, ye'd just be another filthy, unholy monster.

Hm. Ye're nae vampire, an' though ye're certainly stupid enough tae be a ghoul, ye still have the ability tae speak. Right. Zombie it is.

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

...FECK!

[xiiith-paladin.livejournal.com]

Ye'll be easy.

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

Ye wish. Heh I'll jes' hide out in Malkai mate. They don't allow fleshies down there...And I'm pretty sure Maximoff won't allow any fleshie priest on 'is turf. Then again I 'ear Morrigan Aensland's into teasing ol' geezers like yerself.

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

... Undead? Really?

That's awesome!

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

You wanna be one of me groupies luv?

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

Sure! Sounds fun to me!

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

...How are ye in the breast area?

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

I dunno...

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

BOUNCY BOUNCY! Bleeding 'eck! o______o those real!?

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

I used the wrong icon. But yeah, they are.

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

...

Chaos would love to meet you.

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

Yer not related to Donovan are ye?

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

...No.

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

Funny...You angst jest like 'im Ye kinda remind me o' 'im anyway who's thi' Choas bloke? Sounds like a ego-inflated twatbag if ye ask me.

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

Not...Angsting. More of an angry demon in heat, really.

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

Demon? Pfft...I get me fill o' Demons in Malkai. Specially that Lady Morrigan lass.

[angsty-ex-turk.livejournal.com]

would you be interested in frek? ♥ /////////

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

I see Anderson has already been mouthing off about Hellsing.

No matter. Here are the boundaries: Touch my England and die. You are free to continue your lifestyle as you please however; I do not interfere with anything outside of that which I have to protect.

[undeadrawkstar.livejournal.com]

Ooooh how very La-dee-da of ye Miss, But some of me biggest fans come from Ye old Britain, S'gonna be very hard to stop me frum going where I want Luv.

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

Of course I have no right to stop you from coming to England; that was a warning to you to not cause any havoc while you are here.

I shall not hesitate to exterminate you should I hear of any suspicious cases of unnatural death.