Beloved daughter, Yunalesca

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

Oh my, this is where my daughter has been during my extended absence? How very... unique, I must say. I believe I should introduce myself: I am Yu Yevon, lord of Zanarkand, and creator of what you call "Sin"; but please, there is no need to be concerned, I believe my armor will not be necessary at this time. I am most pleased to make all of your acquaintances!

My beloved daughter, come back to the Farplane and together we shall travel worlds while spreading the word of Yevon.

Comments

[got-the-ball.livejournal.com]

*flail of flailing flail*

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! DOESN'T ANYONE STAY DEAD ANYMORE?!

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

Oh my, hello there! You were once in my dream Zanarkand, yes?

[got-the-ball.livejournal.com]

Don't pretend to be all nice!!

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

What is wrong, young one? Is the fact that I am here disturbing you?

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're her father...

Your daughter is nice, but I think she wants me dead... Anyway, nice to meet you!

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

I am very pleased to make your acquaintance.

Oh dear, is that so? I do not know why she would want a kind young lady such as yourself dead! D:

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

I know! I totally didn't do anything to her either. Could you please talk to her? I really want to be friends. D:

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

Not to worry, miss, I will discuss this with her later! :)

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

...

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

Is something amiss, sir?

[chaos-component.livejournal.com]

...You son of a bitch. Do you realize what your daughter's going through?

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

You must forgive me, I have only recently returned thus I am unaware of what my daughter has been doing during my absence. Do explain.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

((I love you.))

My Lord, forgive me - I had thought that you were truly vanquished. I am presently in Bevelle, you will be amused to learn of the happenings.

I cannot return to the Farplane. I'm ... pregnant.

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, my defeat has surely taken it's toll, and it has taken me a while to fully recover. However, I am fine now. As for Bevelle, please do explain to me why you are there.


Oh my, you are pregnant? That is most excellent! Now that I think of it, is your husband present?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

It's a very long and aggrevating story, please forgive me if I do not wish to explain the full happenings.

*sidestepping that question*

... It's good to see you Father.

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

Very well, we shall discuss this later.


I am pleased to see that you are well! If Zaon is present, do tell him that I would like to have a word with him.

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

It's an eye... with wings. Ooh.

*pokes*

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, that is my symbol. Not to worry, I do not look like that in real life.

[xbook-loverx.livejournal.com]

Could I offer you some free magazines?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

How does it feel to find out that your daughter is a whore?

[lordofzanarkand.livejournal.com]

You are not to address my daughter in such ways, sir.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

She was supposed to be marrying me, but she was shagging my brother behind my back. What else should I call her?

[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

 

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

I believe I am acquainted with your daughter.

[notemo-replica.livejournal.com]

..... what are you, exactly?