I have been informed of something most horrid and bad!

SOME OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE THROWING CAKE. And this is a bad thing.

So! If you have cake and are planning on wasting it by throwing it, I have a better answer. Give it to me!

I'll also take any kind of baked goods that any of you are planning on throwing, I'm not picky.

How odd; I was surfing the internet, actually through Dr. Cid's interests and I found this: mrsvaynesolidor

I find it quite strange that she would claim to have married . . . such a man on the 'Astral Plane'. I do not remember meeting her in court.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-HAHAHA!

[Insert sounds of bullets, and pieces of the ceiling falling]

SON OF A GUN, this place looks like fun! All these people, it's a great new adventure! And so many pretty chicas too!

Oh, now, where are my manners? The name is PANCHITO PISTOLES! I hail from the most beautiful country in the entire world...Mexico, of course! Mi amigo Donald once mentioned this interesting little place you all have here, so of course I had to come and see it for myself!

Speaking of Donald...Have any of you seen him? He mentioned something about some sort of Hearts for a Kingdom...Sounded like a fairy tale, but then Donald can be muy loco :D

...Oh...the ceiling...a-heh...Sometimes I can get a liiiiiittle bit excited...Don't worry, my friends, I've almost never really shot anyone! besides Donald...

It has been some time since I made my last appearance here, though much of the fault lays in the hands on two young budding sky pirates who borrowed my ship some time ago and decided to try and push the throttle to the maximum capacity.

An introduction is in order for all who have never met me; the name is Balthier. Some of you have had the pleasure of meeting my associate, Fran. Speaking of which, shouldn't we get going? I think if I'm here any longer, there may be a good pub that may find themselves a few pennies short.

Hey what's up you losers who don't know how to internet!

The name's BENDER. And I'm here to rock your world.

http://malepregnancy.com/


. . . I have no words, but either the baby is born via C-section or . . . someone is going to have a torn Rectum.

Ed, remember that doctor you mentioned was treating your friend for paralysis? If I could get to your world and brought enough money, do you think he would treat me?

Are there any doctors here with experience in treating paralysis?

On what world other than mine does one evening warrant over a week of non-stop work to make up for it?! Ugh.

All right, this is a question I've wanted to ask, and since I've been away for a while, I figured it's a good way to nod to those of you I already know and say hello to some of the new members I see we've gotten.

Those of you who know me already know that I am an artist and a verminologist--a scientist who studies dragons. Talking to the members of this community over the time I've been here has shown me that not every world has dragons, and in those that do, the dragons are sometimes very different from the worms I know. This, of course, is completely intriguing.

So, I ask anyone who may be inclined to please, please tell me about the dragons on your world, should you have them. Even if you don't, are there myths? Legends? Creatures that even vaguely resemble dragons? Give me anything you've got!

((Replies will be kind of choppy--I'm RPing around other stuff and I've got work tomorrow.))

The others gods are being boring again. Ah~ they need to lighten up. They wonder why I spend so much time with the humans.

The ball was interesting enough to hold my attention for a while. I'd also like to take this time to introduce myself officially to all the new members. I've seen a few spikey things running around here, not to mention some interesting looking people.

I'm Ragsiel~

Well! It would seem this... computer object works quite greatly. Quite the nifty object, hmm.

For you curious about me, my stage name is Vize. I would like to reveal my realy name, but I'd prefer telling someone else first. I'm an actor, thought my specialty is impersonation. Currently the one I impersonate is the hero Vyse whom I... made a Fallen Pirate because I have greed issues (and why I have them, I'm not telling either). A person can't be perfect, thought, so don't let my issues disturbed you- I'm actually quite creative as well as fun to talk to.

Since I am here, I am curious- where do you come from, and are there fellow performers out there?

Ne, virgin bastard. Nice taste you got~

( likely not cut IC )


See? I even went away from your post~