I... Is it wrong to assume that... A relation of yours had a skill then you yourself should have the same skill? And I mean a skill that's passed on by blood, not training or other outside things.

Or... If my strange musings don't entertain you then watch this:

( Cut IC. )

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This, dear community, is a shoddy demonstration on why not everyone should be allowed to pilot an airship. Pixellated graphics, same idea, I'm sure you've realized.

( This, however, is not funny. )

...He's probably not getting royalties for it either.

( Command Control Robot Spider-Man! )

Fully-functional robot, my ass. I built one of those in grade school.

( Itsy-Bitsy Spider-Man! )

AAAHAHAHAHA OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

( Operation featuring Spider-Man... wait, what?! )

WHY AM I ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX?! I wasn't consulted for that! I don't even fucking look like that! Why am I operating on Spider-Man? Why am I wearing green spandex? Somebody's getting their head bashed in for this, I swear to god.

I AM BACK, YES. I GOT TO SPEND THE DAY WITH THE GRIM REAPER YES. HE KILLED MY FROZEN YOGHURT. I AM SAD. SOMEONE BUY SOME NACHOS TO MAKE UP FOR MY SADNESS KAY? YES.


NACHOS!

Wow, I had no idea a computer could explode!

See, all I was doing was using the cd drive to hold my soda because it's so conveniant and the tray was circular so I thought it would fit and then I did it but I was rocking out to Pope Raper by Metal Santa and suddenly there's a fizz and I looked down and the soda had spilled and the computer was crackling and it all went boom and I was on the other side of the room which was scary but also awesome!

There's a big burn mark on the wall.

I wonder if Neo could have dodged it... I wanna watch The Matrix again.

((Back after supraize hiatus~))

I got the missy not with the dancy!

The dancy was fun with the people who were happy with the spinny and it was good! Xander-pirate-boy is nice!

...sorry nice silly boy but not...

WHAT IS THIS?



VYSE, THIS IS SCARY!

So I was wasting time on the Internet reading up on the multiple-worlds thing, and this came up.

( [Cut IC, why the heck not.] )

The research tools in the suit are being unhelpful- does anyone know anything about this Easter Island? Or other ancient statues that really shouldn't be where they are? And does that look like a beak to anyone else? Or am I just seeing things.

Just curious, is all.

When you think about them, a lot of things in weddings are scanny weird. For example, there's a Best Man and a Maid of Honor, so why aren't there "groom's servants" or something to go with the bridesmaids? How do traditions like this become so accepted that you almost never think about how much sense it makes?

By the way, fuckers, it's Aizen-sama's birthday. Show some respect.

What the fuck is this place?


((Sorry if I'm copying you Axel or Roxas, but I'm bored and I want Ichigo to have temporary memory loss. D:))

I protest the transaction of one Bender to another Maraich; for one I am worth more than a mere 70 (currency on your part) and secondly, I belong to no one.

I would suggest you either get a refund; either way someone is losing this zero-sum game and it isn't me.

HEY. I KNOW YOU WANT THIS:



And I know how to get it to you for twenty bucks.

Father's day's coming up, and every dirty old man who happens to be a father wants this. And it sure as hell beats another porno mag, right? Right.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.