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dramadramaduck2007-05-29 09:14 am
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Spider-Man is a corporate whore
...He's probably not getting royalties for it either.
Fully-functional robot, my ass. I built one of those in grade school.
AAAHAHAHAHA OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
WHY AM I ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX?! I wasn't consulted for that! I don't even fucking look like that! Why am I operating on Spider-Man? Why am I wearing green spandex? Somebody's getting their head bashed in for this, I swear to god.
Fully-functional robot, my ass. I built one of those in grade school.
AAAHAHAHAHA OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
WHY AM I ON THE FRONT OF THE BOX?! I wasn't consulted for that! I don't even fucking look like that! Why am I operating on Spider-Man? Why am I wearing green spandex? Somebody's getting their head bashed in for this, I swear to god.
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And if you ever looked like that... Well, you look a hell of a lot better now. Neon green is not your color.
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Did that thing have a beerbelly or is it just me?no subject
Looked like it. Christ.no subject
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So wouldn't you think it'd be kind of weird if I was saying things like, "Otto is so hot"?
I was going to say old enough to be my father.no subject
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HUG!
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Green spandex, <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Now I'm not so sure I want you coming to Manhattan.
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I've had other people say the same thing.no subject
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Is this the face of a creepy person? *bricked*
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That robot is primitive.
Beezle is so much better.We now thank you for your dress sense.
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I know, it's ridiculous. Shouldn't even be called a robot. It's one step up from a wind-up toy.
Anything would be better than that atrocity. What were they thinking?
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Really.
Just because other people wear spandex...yeah. Have I ever mentioned that I like your coat?
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Well that and "OH HOLY CRAP HAHAHA"no subject
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