I've seen a few deities, and even one claiming to be Death here in this community.

Could one of you please come and kill me or something? I think technically after one's been burned they should be quite dead.

You people are too weird, even for me. Really, to think my life was so normal semi-normal before I joined this place.

So. New people. Get out while you can. Seriously. It's not worth it.

Sister, Matthew found this...thing. I think you should see it.

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What an interesting place this is.... Hello dramadramaduck, my name is Luna Lovegood. I am a witch living just outside the village of Ottery St. Catchpole in England. I attend Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry and I am in Ravenclaw House.

If anyone finds themselves plagued by Gulping Plimpies, I have some gurdy root that'll help ward them off. And I must warn you all to be careful around mistletoe when Christmas time comes. *looks about* Nargles like to lurk in mistletoe.

((OOC: What a lazy mun I am, copy and pasting my sample post. :P))

Over the past five days or so, I seem to have suffered from some sort of personality shift. I am very sorry for any trouble this may have caused.

I seem to have "friended" a number of people as well. How annoying.

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So it looks like I'm going to need a worldhop to L.A.

Any takers? ^^;

Well, I know they say you can't believe everything you hear on the internet, but... they make some pretty valid points!

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And... now is probably a good time to lock the door so he can't come after me.

A flock of Starly passed over the gym today, and I got to thinking how amazing it'd be to fly. Then I remembered, 'hey! people in this community can do all sorts of neat stuff!', so I find myself asking:

Can any of you fly? What's it like? Is it really as great as everybody says?

Oh, and since not many of you know much about my world, this is a Starly:


[ didn't think that image was large enough to warrant an ooc cut, but if it is, let me know! ]

If I hear that damned piece once again, I swear I'll chuck this model train at the next person in my vicinity. You call that Appassionnata a masterpiece? I call it a damn earache. Even if it has been years since I've heard her play it, that same refrain still haunts my dreams. Dun dundun dundundundundun--how many times can you her that without going crazy!?

Now, has anyone read the book The Vampire Armand? It's a lovely story about an impudent child that is never satisfied with what he has; a fine display of a spoiled brat to be honest, though that title is already claimed by another of his friends. Go read it sometime. It'll make you want to smack something.

You're probably already writing me off as a crazy twat, but I'm honestly just regular me-against-the-world type of guy who's just tryin' to release tension by ranting. It doesn't really work well to get drunk or high off my ass anymore.

Oh, call me Daniel. No, not Danny, Daniel. The name Danny brings up bad memories, bad fucking memories.

[[ooc: Daniel is back! However, I'm playing him from a different timeline. Meet bitter, jaded asshole Daniel who has just got over with his little obsession with model cities. In other words, I'm playing him after the events of Blood and Gold. Armand has left him for two new companions, and he's now back to square one. But he misses his Boss a lot, but Daniel won't admit it.]]