So I have a question for all you... whatevers, out there: What the fuck is going on? I mean, there's people claiming to be hedgehogs, inter-world rides being requested, and a goddamn Roman emperor sashaying his way around this little psycho-fuck community. Now, I'm all for diversity and peace and happiness and rainbows and all that shit, but.... What?

Not to mention... Does anyone have a normal hair color? I mean, anyone???

I was thinking of getting Heather a little something. Just to see Stanley freak about it, to be honest.

What shall I give her?

Sorry I've been absent! Know you've been missing my shiny face! Er.. personality. Something

It's late.

Uh.. Oh, right. I noticed that a lot of people from the community were meeting up. Anyone want to come to New York? I promise a good time.. And shopping. Shopping is a must.

My audition didn't go so well, if I even told you all about it. Oh well, they don't know the amazing that is Jack MacFarland.

((OOC: Jack is a bit somber tonight <3 Incidentally, I am looking for RL threads. Also, if anyone wants to drop me a line if I missed a Jack-reply? I'm sorry it's just been a little hectic for me these past couple days. Okay, so I'm lying. I got an iPod. Same thing.))

Alright, I'm not gonna lie about it, I'm frickin' horny as hell...Can ya blame me? Every woman I've ever been with dies somehow...Linda got posessed by Deadites, Sheila's stuck somewhere...dead, Sally - Tch Luckily Sam was there to distract me...frickin' Deadite Midget, God bless the little people.

So anyone feel like givin' Ash some company, I promise I'll make it worth your while. Dinner and a movie maybe? No chick flicks, I hate 'em. Just you, me a couple of Double Cheeseburgers and a frothy strawberry shake sound good to anyone?

...Just don't tell Sugarbaby.

Wow, seems like half the dudes on this comm aren't getting any.

Sucks for you!

I just got a new girlfriend and she is one bodacious lady~

She gave me this picture, and since that other dude failed hard at getting porn of her I've decided to be nice and share it with all you chickless losers!

( Not cut IC. Slight nudity but nothing bad. )

Apparently, I couldn't avoid paperwork for long. 

Just think of this as a way we can get to know one another. Your comments will be screened only to myself, thereby eliminating your worries of an invasion of privacy.

Savvy?

I'm Martin Mystery, paranormal investigator. *flashes badge*

I'm looking forward to meeting everyone especially a few of those spikey aliens I saw. Man they looked so cool. Anyway I'm always up for meeting new people and trying new things.

Well well. After a few days of on the job observation, I've noticed that quite a few of you lovely people do indeed visit The Dreaming every night.

Even better, I've even had the pleasure of working with some of you, and yet none of you ever took time to say a simple "Hello!" or "How's it going?" Really, DDD, I'm hurt. Just because you're in the middle of a bad dream, doesn't mean you can throw politeness out the window.

(( Cori's bored and just looking to push some buttons :3 Have a character that suffers from horrible nightmares and the like? Feel free to let them take it out on the one that's probably causing them~ ))

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF DRAMADRAMADUCK:

I know it's been a while since I last posted, but... I think all you guys will appreciate this. So, you all know the other Tifa by now, I'm sure.

Well, she's looking for a nice guy to take her someplace nice and be a gentleman and all that wonderful stuff. So, yes, a date.

ANYONE INTERESTED, REPLY HERE~

Since I have been stuck in my room for so long, I've been whiling away the hours by reading, and I happened upon this rather lovely poem. I think it's very beautiful.

Do any of you have poems you'd like to share?